I was in an eighties band called Prevention. It was better than the cure.

I was in an eighties band called Prevention. It was better than the cure.

As a child, I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day in order to survive. I'm lucky that my older brother told me about it.

As a child, I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day in order to survive. I'm lucky that my older brother told me about it.

When I was a child, they called it a multiplication table, but now they apparently call it a product table. Times have changed.

When I was a child, they called it a multiplication table, but now they apparently call it a product table. Times have changed.

My Careeran friend died last week, so young.

My Careeran friend died last week, so young.

Why does a milking stool only have three legs because the cow has the udder?

Why does a milking stool only have three legs because the cow has the udder?

Is your refrigerator running? If so, I may vote for it? I got Dad joked at the supermarket. I was at the supermarket, had my thing scanned and the total came to dollar fourteen point ninety two dot. The clerk said, good time to sal. I was confused. Asked if he had a vote. He said no, but Columbus did. A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up eighteen cows. I said, yes, of course, that's twenty cows.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, I may vote for it? I got Dad joked at the supermarket. I was at the supermarket, had my thing scanned and the total came to dollar fourteen point ninety two dot. The clerk said, good time to sal. I was confused. Asked if he had a vote. He said no, but Columbus did. A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up eighteen cows. I said, yes, of course, that's twenty cows.

My wife told me to stop saying country puns. I said, Norway.

My wife told me to stop saying country puns. I said, Norway.

The furniture store salesman told me this sofa will seek five people without any problem. I said, where am I going to find five people without any problems. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a bonus dad joke. Our goal is to spread laughter and maybe a few groans, so make sure to share these jokes with your family and friends. Have a great night, and I'll be back tomorrow.

The furniture store salesman told me this sofa will seek five people without any problem. I said, where am I going to find five people without any problems. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a bonus dad joke. Our goal is to spread laughter and maybe a few groans, so make sure to share these jokes with your family and friends. Have a great night, and I'll be back tomorrow.

Thank you, hey listeners. We have another podcast called Daily Shower Thoughts, showcasing random, amusing, and mind bending epiphanies. Search for Daily Shower Thoughts in your podcast player or check the show notes page for more info. Your mind will be blown.

Thank you, hey listeners. We have another podcast called Daily Shower Thoughts, showcasing random, amusing, and mind bending epiphanies. Search for Daily Shower Thoughts in your podcast player or check the show notes page for more info. Your mind will be blown.

The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was courted in front of a canned studio audience.

The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was courted in front of a canned studio audience.

My dentist asked if I smoke or drink coffee. I said I'd drink it.

My dentist asked if I smoke or drink coffee. I said I'd drink it.