I found my wife's tender profile, and I am furious with all of her lies. She is not adventurous and fun to be around.

I found my wife's tender profile, and I am furious with all of her lies. She is not adventurous and fun to be around.

What is a good name for a nun in heaven? If you guessed have a nun or angel nne, you're wrong not. The answer is none of the above.

What is a good name for a nun in heaven? If you guessed have a nun or angel nne, you're wrong not. The answer is none of the above.

What's it called when two rachels get married? An entire rachel marriage?

What's it called when two rachels get married? An entire rachel marriage?

What did one butt cheeks say to the other butt cheek?

What did one butt cheeks say to the other butt cheek?

Together? We can stop this crap. I met my wife at a single's night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Together? We can stop this crap. I met my wife at a single's night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq. She said, thanks for the Baghdad.

I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq. She said, thanks for the Baghdad.

I like my coffee, like my women secretly alcoholic.

I like my coffee, like my women secretly alcoholic.

Have you ever been so broke that you can't pay your electric bill? I have. They were the darkest days of my life.

Have you ever been so broke that you can't pay your electric bill? I have. They were the darkest days of my life.

What exam? Do one hundred percent of women fail? A prostate exam?

What exam? Do one hundred percent of women fail? A prostate exam?

My son asked me what it's like to be married? So I told him to leave me alone, and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me. I'm Bob Jeffy.

My son asked me what it's like to be married? So I told him to leave me alone, and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me. I'm Bob Jeffy.

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