What famous general was killed by a canon? Napoleon blown Aparte. I am currently writing a book about drinking beer. I'm on my fourth draft. I never got why they called them paintings. They should really be painted.

What famous general was killed by a canon? Napoleon blown Aparte. I am currently writing a book about drinking beer. I'm on my fourth draft. I never got why they called them paintings. They should really be painted.

I have a couple of sock puppets for sale. Anyone want to take them off my hands.

I have a couple of sock puppets for sale. Anyone want to take them off my hands.

There's no such thing as Jedi turned sith, unless you count Dooku.

There's no such thing as Jedi turned sith, unless you count Dooku.

It's important to tell jokes about the Adams family if you know any, and not keep them to yourself, otherwise they start to fester.

It's important to tell jokes about the Adams family if you know any, and not keep them to yourself, otherwise they start to fester.

I work at a wig factory and three tons of hair were stolen. The police are planning to comb the surrounding area where dew trees and is spised by their groceries. Trader Joe's I heard you guys didn't believe I could tell a Bruno Mar's joke. Don't believe me. Just watch.

I work at a wig factory and three tons of hair were stolen. The police are planning to comb the surrounding area where dew trees and is spised by their groceries. Trader Joe's I heard you guys didn't believe I could tell a Bruno Mar's joke. Don't believe me. Just watch.

How do proctologists get started. They work their way up from the bottom.

How do proctologists get started. They work their way up from the bottom.

Why do bowlers tend to be understanding people? They're always putting themselves in other people's shoes.

Why do bowlers tend to be understanding people? They're always putting themselves in other people's shoes.

What do you call a group of delivery drivers?

What do you call a group of delivery drivers?

An order laughter continues shortly after this brief ad break. What do you call a person? Who assists a McDonald's character in a criminal act. Hamburgler Helper.

An order laughter continues shortly after this brief ad break. What do you call a person? Who assists a McDonald's character in a criminal act. Hamburgler Helper.

Why wouldn't the Ewoks cat go outside? It was an end or cat?

Why wouldn't the Ewoks cat go outside? It was an end or cat?

How do chickens work out the exercise?

How do chickens work out the exercise?

I love being woken up on the weekend by my wife making a smoke house breakfast. I just wish the smoke detector alarms weren't quite so loud.

I love being woken up on the weekend by my wife making a smoke house breakfast. I just wish the smoke detector alarms weren't quite so loud.

I just saw a guy walking around with a lamp sheet on his head. He didn't look too bright.

I just saw a guy walking around with a lamp sheet on his head. He didn't look too bright.

Slap me on the ceiling because I'm a big fan. I'm Bob Jeffy.

Slap me on the ceiling because I'm a big fan. I'm Bob Jeffy.

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