Why do dad jokes build the best skyscrapers? They work on many levels.

Why do dad jokes build the best skyscrapers? They work on many levels.

I visited New York and got to see the red aviation warning lamp on top of the Empire State Building. It was a real highlight of the trip.

I visited New York and got to see the red aviation warning lamp on top of the Empire State Building. It was a real highlight of the trip.

I quit my job at a bakery on the ninety first floor of a skyscraper. I found out it was a high turnover job.

I quit my job at a bakery on the ninety first floor of a skyscraper. I found out it was a high turnover job.

What breed of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper? Any breed of dog skyscrapers can't jump.

What breed of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper? Any breed of dog skyscrapers can't jump.

If you know about the time I left my job building skyscrapers in the middle of adding another floor, never got to finish the story.

If you know about the time I left my job building skyscrapers in the middle of adding another floor, never got to finish the story.

A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building. He yells, don't do it, you have too much potential.

A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building. He yells, don't do it, you have too much potential.

Last weekend, I discovered that hanging out with skyscraper builders is so boring. It's story after story after story.

Last weekend, I discovered that hanging out with skyscraper builders is so boring. It's story after story after story.

My grandfather operated a lift in a skyscraper. His career had its ups and downs, but he'd always get back up again.

My grandfather operated a lift in a skyscraper. His career had its ups and downs, but he'd always get back up again.

What's up with skyscrapers usually clouds?

What's up with skyscrapers usually clouds?

What did the detectives say to the architect and the uncompleted skyscraper, there's a few holes in your story.

What did the detectives say to the architect and the uncompleted skyscraper, there's a few holes in your story.

An architect friend of mine keeps going on and on and on about how he has designed the greatest skyscraper of all time. But I think he's built it up too much.

An architect friend of mine keeps going on and on and on about how he has designed the greatest skyscraper of all time. But I think he's built it up too much.

What did the Frenchman who jumped off of a skyscraper say, iPhone?

What did the Frenchman who jumped off of a skyscraper say, iPhone?

Did you hear about the skyscraper that split in half? The engineers say the contractors didn't build it to specifications. The contractors say the engineers didn't design it right. All I know is that there are two sides to every story.

Did you hear about the skyscraper that split in half? The engineers say the contractors didn't build it to specifications. The contractors say the engineers didn't design it right. All I know is that there are two sides to every story.

What did the one skyscraper say to the other one high rise?

What did the one skyscraper say to the other one high rise?

I was watching a documentary about early skyscrapers. It was riveting.

I was watching a documentary about early skyscrapers. It was riveting.

He couldn't stop building skyscrapers in honor of his mother. Poor guy had an edifice complex.

He couldn't stop building skyscrapers in honor of his mother. Poor guy had an edifice complex.

What does a cloud do when it gets an inch, It finds the nearest skyscraper.

What does a cloud do when it gets an inch, It finds the nearest skyscraper.

Scientists wanted to see what would happen if they dropped a bowling ball from the top of the Empire State Building. It was a groundbreaking experiment. Why did King Kom climb the Empire State Building? He hated elevators. Did you know a chicken can fly higher than the Chrysler Building Because the Chrysler building doesn't fly.

Scientists wanted to see what would happen if they dropped a bowling ball from the top of the Empire State Building. It was a groundbreaking experiment. Why did King Kom climb the Empire State Building? He hated elevators. Did you know a chicken can fly higher than the Chrysler Building Because the Chrysler building doesn't fly.

I just found out people work on top of Burr's Khalifa. I can't believe the heights some people would go to just to earn some.

I just found out people work on top of Burr's Khalifa. I can't believe the heights some people would go to just to earn some.

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