I just got fired from the pasta factory all because I made a fusilly mistakes.

I just got fired from the pasta factory all because I made a fusilly mistakes.

Why did the father put his sons on a bed of spaghetti? It was pasta bedtime.

Why did the father put his sons on a bed of spaghetti? It was pasta bedtime.

What do you call a food pretending to be a pasta impasta?

What do you call a food pretending to be a pasta impasta?

My wife and I started family therapy where we sit around and eat pasta and talk about our differences. It's called penny for your thoughts.

My wife and I started family therapy where we sit around and eat pasta and talk about our differences. It's called penny for your thoughts.

Grandma's lasagna is pretty cheesy, but do you know what's even cheesier this joke?

Grandma's lasagna is pretty cheesy, but do you know what's even cheesier this joke?

You've got to try my favorite pasta joint elbow pasta.

You've got to try my favorite pasta joint elbow pasta.

I spent my entire life savings on pasta. It was worth every penny.

I spent my entire life savings on pasta. It was worth every penny.

What's Ravioli's favorite game? Pasta parcel?

What's Ravioli's favorite game? Pasta parcel?

So I am sitting here in a bistro at eleven o'clock and I can't order child portion of spaghetti. They say I have to wait till half pasta eleven.

So I am sitting here in a bistro at eleven o'clock and I can't order child portion of spaghetti. They say I have to wait till half pasta eleven.

I was making spaghetti when my kids said they would rather have pizza. I told them no, we were pasta point of no return.

I was making spaghetti when my kids said they would rather have pizza. I told them no, we were pasta point of no return.

My wife left me because I couldn't stop doing impressions of pasta. And now I'm knolone.

My wife left me because I couldn't stop doing impressions of pasta. And now I'm knolone.

Where deuce, spaghet and saus go to dance the meatball.

Where deuce, spaghet and saus go to dance the meatball.

We'll continue with more Dad humor after this quick pause. The Italian Army is replacing all their combat armor with pasta. After all, the penny is mightier than the sword.

We'll continue with more Dad humor after this quick pause. The Italian Army is replacing all their combat armor with pasta. After all, the penny is mightier than the sword.

What was the crooked Broadway producer's favorite pasta? Ric Attoni?

What was the crooked Broadway producer's favorite pasta? Ric Attoni?

The spaghetti tried pulled vaulting, but it just couldn't pasta bar.

The spaghetti tried pulled vaulting, but it just couldn't pasta bar.

I had an accident opening at ken of alphabet pasta. Fortunately I wasn't injured, but it could have spelled disaster.

I had an accident opening at ken of alphabet pasta. Fortunately I wasn't injured, but it could have spelled disaster.

I watched the dwarf in the supermarket spend ten minutes wondering how to get the pasta down from the top shelf. Then suddenly the penny dropped.

I watched the dwarf in the supermarket spend ten minutes wondering how to get the pasta down from the top shelf. Then suddenly the penny dropped.

I like my pasta, like I like my medieval Italian literature, all Dante.

I like my pasta, like I like my medieval Italian literature, all Dante.

Where I'm from, it's common to eat pasta with beef and testine. It's called spaghetti and meat bowels.

Where I'm from, it's common to eat pasta with beef and testine. It's called spaghetti and meat bowels.

Why couldn't the chef go near the watery pasta because he got a restraining order?

Why couldn't the chef go near the watery pasta because he got a restraining order?

My wife bit me one thousand dollars. I couldn't turn spaghetti into a car. You should have seen your face when I drove pasta.

My wife bit me one thousand dollars. I couldn't turn spaghetti into a car. You should have seen your face when I drove pasta.

What do you call someone who likes reggae? Weed and spaghetti a pastafarian?

What do you call someone who likes reggae? Weed and spaghetti a pastafarian?

Which magic words does a magician use to pull a jar a pasta sauce out of his head? Hey, pisto.

Which magic words does a magician use to pull a jar a pasta sauce out of his head? Hey, pisto.

I wanted to start my own pasta company, so I went to the bank. The banker asked what kind of loan I wanted. I said, any catalona?

I wanted to start my own pasta company, so I went to the bank. The banker asked what kind of loan I wanted. I said, any catalona?

You got? This rice tastes more like pasta orzo.

You got? This rice tastes more like pasta orzo.

I thought, what do you call when a chef steals a recipe for ravioli a copy pasta?

I thought, what do you call when a chef steals a recipe for ravioli a copy pasta?

Are you sick and tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? Boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.

Are you sick and tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? Boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.

I was at a buffet trying to get some spaghetti, but a lady was blocking me. I couldn't get pasta.

I was at a buffet trying to get some spaghetti, but a lady was blocking me. I couldn't get pasta.

How do you make a plate of pasta? Philosophical? Put some Italian reasoning on it.

How do you make a plate of pasta? Philosophical? Put some Italian reasoning on it.

What did the Hobbits order at the Italian restaurant fettuccini alfrodo?

What did the Hobbits order at the Italian restaurant fettuccini alfrodo?

My doctor diagnosed me with a chronic tomato sauce deficiency. He prescribed medical marinara.

My doctor diagnosed me with a chronic tomato sauce deficiency. He prescribed medical marinara.

I don't always count the number of pasta I eat. When I do, I use Roman noodles.

I don't always count the number of pasta I eat. When I do, I use Roman noodles.

I left some pasta on the stove by mistake. It's carbonara.

I left some pasta on the stove by mistake. It's carbonara.

Now you know what they say about cold spaghetti. Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Now you know what they say about cold spaghetti. Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

What was the first Italian bicycle? The Penne farthing.

What was the first Italian bicycle? The Penne farthing.

These are my sons, Ravioli and Rigatoni. I used to have another son, but unfortunately he passed away.

These are my sons, Ravioli and Rigatoni. I used to have another son, but unfortunately he passed away.

Why did the dad who went out for pasta get locked out? He had milchi?

Why did the dad who went out for pasta get locked out? He had milchi?

What type of pasta do they serve at a haunted house? Fetichini Alfredo?

What type of pasta do they serve at a haunted house? Fetichini Alfredo?

What did the Italian American man get when he won first place in a spaghetti cooking contest in Italy? And pastor syndrome?

What did the Italian American man get when he won first place in a spaghetti cooking contest in Italy? And pastor syndrome?

What did the insecure chickens say to the pasta I'm Alfredo, lose you.

What did the insecure chickens say to the pasta I'm Alfredo, lose you.

I'm slightly depressed as I'm the only memory of a pasta texture testing department. I feel kind of loney.

I'm slightly depressed as I'm the only memory of a pasta texture testing department. I feel kind of loney.

There added too much salt to my pasta. Water. It's okay. Situation cured itself.

There added too much salt to my pasta. Water. It's okay. Situation cured itself.

I asked the waiter how long my spaghetti would be. He replied, I don't know. We never measure it. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones, and that's the top dad jokes for National Pasta Day. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groan as far and wide, so please do us a favor and share just one of these jokes with your family and friends today. Thanks.

I asked the waiter how long my spaghetti would be. He replied, I don't know. We never measure it. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones, and that's the top dad jokes for National Pasta Day. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groan as far and wide, so please do us a favor and share just one of these jokes with your family and friends today. Thanks.

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Looking for the gift for Dad, We have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast Electronic Joke Button now available on Amazon, a massive five hundred preloaded dad jokes guaranteed to make you laugh and groan. Check the show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience.