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National Paranormal Day! Dad Jokes from other side! 03 May 2024

Published May 3, 2024, 12:00 PM

Daily Dad Jokes (03 May 2024)

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I had a paranormal girlfriend once, at least I think I did. She kept ghosting me.

What do you call paranormal motivation? Soul inspiration?

There's been a dramatic increase in charities experiencing paranormal activity. It's even got a new name, goodwill haunting.

What do you call two ghosts who act like regular people paranormals?

Who are you going to call a rapper that solves paranormal mysteries ghostbuster rhymes?

I just watched a horror movie where an old couple is chased around by probiotic yogurt. It was called paranormal activia.

Did you hear about the ghost that was stealing quarter pounders? It was paranormal activity.

If you refuse to pay the cleric after an exorcism, are you subject to a repossession?

What is a poultr Geist's favorite drink? Spirit?

I wrote a book about poultergeists. Pleased to say it is flying off the shelves.

My uncle got abducted by a UFO. He got probed and prodded. They brought him back and dropped him off. He wouldn't leave the house or deal with anybody or anything for years after that. It's truly alienated.

Where do UFO deny or sleep? Debunk?

Bad? Hanging there for more laughs and groans after this quick announcement. What do you call a UFO that has landed uo?

Why are UFO pictures always blurring? Because if they were clear, they would be epho.

UFOs have been in the news a lot lately, but no one seems to care. Frankly, I think it must be over most people's heads.

What do you call a UFO that constantly makes lude remarks at girls object defying women?

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller?

Did you hear about the psychic dwarf on the run from the police. He's a small medium at large.

Want to know why I enjoyed being a psychic medium. It's a job that really speaks to me.

Nothing embarrasses a psychic war then throwing them a surprise party.

My wife wanted to do a seance, but I just wanted to get a poem reading, so we found a happy medium.

Why can't we speak with the dead? It just doesn't make any seance.

Do demons rent their cars or release asking for a fiend.

Why are demons fed because they hate exorcising.

I think my neighbor is a demon. He bought a bunch of kias. I think he is collecting souls. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the top Dad jokes from the other side. For National Paranormal Day. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, So please do us a favor and share just one of these jokes with your family and friends. To Dad. Thanks.

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