Daily Dad Jokes (24 Aug 2023)

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<h2>Daily Dad Jokes (24 Aug 2023)</h2>
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You can now submit your own dad jokes to my voicemail, with the best ones to be included in upcoming episodes on this podcast. Just leave your name, the city and state you live in, and your best Dad Joke. Call (978) 393-1076. Look forward to hearing from you!
[Promo] Daily Shower Thoughts is a new podcast launched by myself and my co-host Lorelai Stewart. Join us for random, amusing and mind bending epiphanies. Pod links here <a href="https://bit.ly/3OavJL6">Daily Shower Thoughts website</a>.
[Promo] Check out the Get Happy Headlines podcast by my friends, Stella and Mickey. It's a podcast dedicated to bringing you family friendly uplifting stories from around the world. Give it a listen, I know you will like it. Pod links here <a href="https://bit.ly/gethappyheadlines">Get Happy Headlines website</a>.
[Promo] Check out the Daily Facts podcast that brings you interesting and surprising facts from around the world every day! Did you know that the longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted for 13 seconds? Or that there's a species of jellyfish that can essentially live forever? With Daily Facts, you'll learn something new and fascinating with every episode. Tune in daily and impress your friends with your newfound knowledge. Listen now on your favorite podcast platform or check out the pod links here <a href="https://bit.ly/DailyFactsPodcast">Get Happy Headlines website</a>.
Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. 
Joke credits: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/s63cti/why_did_the_spoon_come_to_the_party_dressed_as_a/">shrimpmonkey</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/11nkegp/ive_always_licked_my_knife_when_ive_finished/">JenovasChild666</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/zeppj2/i_used_to_cut_cheese_with_a_knife/">Independent-Way5465</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/p3qmvj/i_started_carrying_a_knife_after_an_attempted/">MagicGuy66</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/5wxh9d/i_was_expecting_my_new_knife_to_work_well_with/">derivedintegral</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/12xsptd/i_bought_a_knife_that_can_cut_through_four_pieces/">monkfish-online</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/14uium0/had_to_get_a_2nd_knife_to_open_my_bagel_package/">Role-Fine</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/13q8f97/i_might_not_be_the_sharpest_knife_in_the_light/">EndersGame_Reviewer</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/10ovgm8/what_do_you_call_it_when_you_attack_someone_with/">memesandmadness</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/10m7768/what_do_a_convict_serving_time_and_a_bread_knife/">Ambitious_End5038</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/121n88d/i_tried_eating_my_vietnamese_noodle_soup_with_a/">spankzmonkey</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/139br7c/i_read_a_book_about_fighting_with_fancy_knifes/">Pizza_King111</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/10jjom5/whats_the_diffrence_between_a_knife_and_a_womens/">FriendshipElegant401</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/10cazgf/why_do_you_hardly_ever_see_a_pc_gamer_using_a/">Fat-Hate</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/zxnwch/should_you_keep_a_reliable_knife_that_you_broke/">rediculousradishes</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/zql9ps/why_is_a_bread_knife_an_average_student/">xylempl</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ztaks3/why_dont_chinese_products_come_with_a_knife/">IJustExploded123</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/zhq0t7/while_playing_a_game_there_was_a_render_sequence/">GiborDesign</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ydfg0k/what_do_you_call_a_knife_enthusiast/">KochKlaus</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/xzh1m5/last_night_our_young_son_scared_us_by_managing_to/">blankblinkblank</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/udlf6c/i_tried_to_work_at_a_knife_factory/">delightfullyround</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/vlinco/a_butter_knife_makes_for_a_great_close_range_home/">OddZenn</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/sxihdn/what_did_the_cake_say_to_the_knife/">tendiesbeeches</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/15qf55t/dont_forge_knives/">MostExpensiveThing</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/xntdux/what_do_you_call_a_salad_with_a_bunch_of_knives/">YourOverLordisME</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/11m6fst/i_put_several_knives_in_the_dish_washer_earlier/">ilikesidehugs</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/10pnsa1/why_do_mathematicians_use_knives_to_eat_prime_rib/">OPTimberSycamore</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/w20pw6/what_do_you_call_a_trex_who_sells_knives/">Ifolop</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/txj0oe/today_i_saw_two_blind_guys_fighting/">UncreativeNoob</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/p89k3u/i_was_almost_in_a_documentary_about_knives/">IcyMcSpicy</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qhmmhr/im_working_on_a_study_that_measures_the/">Kratsas</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qozoy6/i_like_to_share_my_hobbies_and_interests_with_my/">ridik_ulass</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ixyvg7/i_have_a_hard_time_listening_to_people_explain/">FinalCaveat</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/gawu1m/i_cant_win_arguments_against_sharp_knives/">TheCultofLoss</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/jihqxh/why_do_chinese_people_not_need_to_eat_using_knives/">obiwan_kenobinil</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/di2iy5/my_skills_at_sharpening_my_knives_are_atrophying/">thomasbrakeline</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/11lzpgq/i_had_to_give_up_my_job_as_a_sword_swallower/">paulvs88</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/wcuyb9/im_usually_pleasant_but_someone_stole_all_my/">LurkaLuna</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/urw45g/i_was_watching_a_true_crime_show_and_they_said/">GrabembydaBusey</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/v9wxzq/when_i_see_the_names_of_lovers_engraved_on_a_tree/">clitsdontexist</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/na81p7/during_the_french_revolution_thousands_of_people/">LordCinko</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ngfhfg/rule_of_thumb/">DeadOfKnight</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/9i3as8/i_hade_to_remove_my_oldest_dagger_from_my_knife/">CCplusplus</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/p1v8qq/son_hey_dad_what_would_mick_jagger_be_if_he_was_a/">HEAVYMETALW</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ux2j3s/my_son_is_using_a_pocketknife_to_carve_a_wooden/">Infinit_Jests</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/pj1jni/what_do_you_call_a_woman_with_a_bottle_opener_in/">GreenMan4212</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/vopy2d/i_couldnt_come_up_with_a_knife_joke/">rszim94</a>
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Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - On a mission to spread the laughs (and groans).

Daily Dad Jokes

We're on a mission to spread the laughs (and groans). Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - Dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and your family and friends groan! Top dad jokes are curated and produced daily.

Hosted by Bob Jeffey and Montgomery Jones.

Sourced from the Dad Jokes subreddit on Reddit! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

We're on a mission to spread the laughs (and groans). Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - Dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and your family and friends groan! Top dad jokes are curated and produced daily.
Hosted by Bob Jeffey and Montgomery Jones.
Sourced from the Dad Jokes subreddit on Reddit! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

National Knife Day! Cutting edge dad jokes! 24 August 2023

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