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I heard myself while stacking up all my old National geographics. Now I have back issues.
My dad was watching the National Geographic Channel and the narrator said, nearly three quarters of our planet lies underwater. My dad said to me, I wonder what it is about water that makes people so dishonest.
I watched the program on National Geographic where they showed a huge plant which had grown papers instead of leaves. It was a document tree.
What did the rocks say to the geographer? Don't take me for granted?
What's it called when a geographer can't control his bowels? In continent?
Cliffs are my favorite geographic formation, but they have one downside.
Alaska is the top us state to live in. It's just the hard geographical truth.
Somebody told me Zimbabwe was in Asia. It was African.
Lie geology rocks, but geography is where it's at.
No one laughed at my geography joke. I guess you had to be there.
My geography teacher and I used to argue about the lines between tectonic plates. But who's fort is that.
I was that bad in geography that I couldn't even find the class.
More Dad humor will waits right after this short break. I don't know if tectonic plates are dishwasher or microwave safe, but they're great for continental breakfast.
Not sure if my girlfriend knows any geography, but Alaska.
I hate jokes about cartography. They're so hard to map out anymore.
We were watching a National geographic documentary on African wildlife and my son asked me, is it difficult to spot cheetahs? I replied no, I think they come that way.
I was going to write a joke about wildlife in Africa, but it's not finished yet. This is just the rough giraffe.
Environmentalists are debating whether or not to remove a local beaver population. Leaving them would cause flooding, but removing them would affect wildlife. Damned if they do, Damned if they don't.
What government office is in charge of marine wildlife health? Sturgeon General.
How do grizzlies catch so many salmon? They do it with their bare hands.
Norway has conservation officers that patrol the narrow inlets between mountains. They are called feword Rangers.
There's a benefit concert for dolphin conservation at the camping grounds. It's for all intents and porpoises.
My phone just filmed a three hour documentary about life inside My Pocket.
Have you guys seen the new Beaver documentary on National Geographic? It's damn good.
Have you heard about the other National Geographic documentary called The Creek, It's currently streaming.
Have you heard about my favorite new National Geographic documentary called The Sky? It's worth looking up. I'm Bob Jaffee.
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