My wife read a draft of a mystery nowvel I'm working on. She goes, I don't get it, and chapter two you randomly wrote shadow shadow, shadow shadow. What the hell does that even mean? I'm like, babe, it's called foreshadowing.

My wife read a draft of a mystery nowvel I'm working on. She goes, I don't get it, and chapter two you randomly wrote shadow shadow, shadow shadow. What the hell does that even mean? I'm like, babe, it's called foreshadowing.

My trans kid came home from college and said, Dad, I'm having a lot of trouble with my fundamentals of computing class. I replied, well, that's no surprise, after all, your non binary.

My trans kid came home from college and said, Dad, I'm having a lot of trouble with my fundamentals of computing class. I replied, well, that's no surprise, after all, your non binary.

I used to think I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagination.

I used to think I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagination.

My wife beamed at me with pride and said, wow, I never thought our son would go that far. I said, this Trivi Shad is amazing. Go get our daughter.

My wife beamed at me with pride and said, wow, I never thought our son would go that far. I said, this Trivi Shad is amazing. Go get our daughter.

Just read my homeowner's insurance policy. Apparently, if someone were to break in during the night and steal my blankets, I wouldn't be covered.

Just read my homeowner's insurance policy. Apparently, if someone were to break in during the night and steal my blankets, I wouldn't be covered.

Why did the cyclops have to shut down his school? He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops have to shut down his school? He only had one pupil.

I forgot what to do after throwing a boomerang, but then it came back to me.

I forgot what to do after throwing a boomerang, but then it came back to me.

I accidentally superglued my finger and my thumb together. Everything will be okay for a while.

I accidentally superglued my finger and my thumb together. Everything will be okay for a while.

Why did the coffee file a police complain it was mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police complain it was mugged.

How did the Hamburger introduce his wife meet Patty?

How did the Hamburger introduce his wife meet Patty?

What do you call a white bear with mood swings? Bipolar?

What do you call a white bear with mood swings? Bipolar?

I have a fear of speed bumps. I am getting over it slowly.

I have a fear of speed bumps. I am getting over it slowly.

More dad jokes are on the way after this quick announcement came in forth at a tea drinking competition. I'll tie harder next time.

More dad jokes are on the way after this quick announcement came in forth at a tea drinking competition. I'll tie harder next time.

Why is it so difficult to be sneaky with narcotics in the car because the car tells?

Why is it so difficult to be sneaky with narcotics in the car because the car tells?

Why did the duck end up in jail? He was selling quack?

Why did the duck end up in jail? He was selling quack?

What does sprinters eat before they race?

What does sprinters eat before they race?

Nothing?

Nothing?

They fast?

They fast?

You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren't divisible by two?

You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren't divisible by two?

Why I have trust issues? I threw a boomerang once that never came back, and I've been living in fear till this day. I'm Bob Jeffy.

Why I have trust issues? I threw a boomerang once that never came back, and I've been living in fear till this day. I'm Bob Jeffy.

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