Mean girls aren't as bad as people say. In reality, they're just about average.

Mean girls aren't as bad as people say. In reality, they're just about average.

What kind of shoes do kidnappers prefer? White vans?

What kind of shoes do kidnappers prefer? White vans?

I've heard it can take Australians a while to get some jokes. I guess that's just adelaide response.

I've heard it can take Australians a while to get some jokes. I guess that's just adelaide response.

If life gives you melons, you probably have dyslexia.

If life gives you melons, you probably have dyslexia.

Why don't the Chinese believe in Santa Claus because all toys are made in China.

Why don't the Chinese believe in Santa Claus because all toys are made in China.

What do you call a German dictator who can swim a dolphin?

What do you call a German dictator who can swim a dolphin?

It really annoys me when my wife eats her hamburger upside down? Why doesn't she just sit in a chair like a normal person.

It really annoys me when my wife eats her hamburger upside down? Why doesn't she just sit in a chair like a normal person.

What did the sign on the broken skunk say? Out of voter?

What did the sign on the broken skunk say? Out of voter?

What animal has more lives than the cat? The frog? It croaks every night?

What animal has more lives than the cat? The frog? It croaks every night?

What do you call disinterested? Darry cheese board?

What do you call disinterested? Darry cheese board?

What's brown? And runs around a garden a fence? Laughter continues shortly after this brief ad break.

What's brown? And runs around a garden a fence? Laughter continues shortly after this brief ad break.

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

There is a new Indian bakery in my neighborhood, but the smell from the baking is overwhelming. Bunch of nonsense. If you asked me.

There is a new Indian bakery in my neighborhood, but the smell from the baking is overwhelming. Bunch of nonsense. If you asked me.

I read a book on gambling addiction, and I was so shocked of how it can ruin your life. So I made the decision to not read that again.

I read a book on gambling addiction, and I was so shocked of how it can ruin your life. So I made the decision to not read that again.

What's the name of the mountain that hides behind trees? Sneak peak?

What's the name of the mountain that hides behind trees? Sneak peak?

What type of soft drink beverage is known for cooking, baking soda?

What type of soft drink beverage is known for cooking, baking soda?

I don't suggest going into the cologne or perfume business. You'll retire with maybe five or ten cents if you're lucky.

I don't suggest going into the cologne or perfume business. You'll retire with maybe five or ten cents if you're lucky.

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I'm Bob Jack and I'm Montgomery Jones. Are you ready for a bonus dad joke? There's one waiting for you at the end of the episode. Our mission is to make the world a funnier place, one joke at a time. Share the jokes with your family and friends, Sweet dreams, and I'll catch you tomorrow. Thank you for listening. Looking for more dad joke humor to share, then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly roundup of the best dad jokes, memes and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign up today. Check the sign up link in the show notes page or visit dailydadjokespodcast dot com. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. Why do people like bananas? They have appeal