When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit covered would be stings and smells like honey, you know she's a keeper.

When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit covered would be stings and smells like honey, you know she's a keeper.

What animal has the best memory?

What animal has the best memory?

A ram?

A ram?

What did Sushi A say to Sushi B was sabi?

What did Sushi A say to Sushi B was sabi?

I'm so proud of my son. He came home from school today and said, the teacher asked a question to the whole class, and he was the only one who knew the answer.

I'm so proud of my son. He came home from school today and said, the teacher asked a question to the whole class, and he was the only one who knew the answer.

Who farted? What did the nose say to the finger? Stop picking on me?

Who farted? What did the nose say to the finger? Stop picking on me?

What do you get if you spill blue paint and yellow paint on a white couch?

What do you get if you spill blue paint and yellow paint on a white couch?

In trouble, I was standing at the edge of my flower garden when a complete stranger comes up to me and asks if i'd wear a pointy hat and beard. She pulled out of her purse. I said, what are you doing? You don't know me.

In trouble, I was standing at the edge of my flower garden when a complete stranger comes up to me and asks if i'd wear a pointy hat and beard. She pulled out of her purse. I said, what are you doing? You don't know me.

Where do mice get their illegal alcohol at a squeakeasy?

Where do mice get their illegal alcohol at a squeakeasy?

My mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary. I asked her why, and she just said, I've seen her type before.

My mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary. I asked her why, and she just said, I've seen her type before.

When I was three years old, I broke my spine. Anyway, that's my backstory.

When I was three years old, I broke my spine. Anyway, that's my backstory.

Just try and imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It's unthinkable. Stay tuned for more Dad jokes after this short intermission.

Just try and imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It's unthinkable. Stay tuned for more Dad jokes after this short intermission.

I hate being a recovering kleptomaniac. I just can't take it anymore.

I hate being a recovering kleptomaniac. I just can't take it anymore.

I had a best sectomy so I wouldn't have any more kids. When I got home, they were still there.

I had a best sectomy so I wouldn't have any more kids. When I got home, they were still there.

My birthday cake basically turned into a rock after leaving it out for too long. Apparently absence makes the fond and harder.

My birthday cake basically turned into a rock after leaving it out for too long. Apparently absence makes the fond and harder.

Don't enter the limbo contest by yourself. It's too hard to go solo.

Don't enter the limbo contest by yourself. It's too hard to go solo.

What's the internal temperature of a tontan lukewarm?

What's the internal temperature of a tontan lukewarm?

My grandpa was rushed to hospital after swallowing a tennis ball. The doctor said he'll bounce back.

My grandpa was rushed to hospital after swallowing a tennis ball. The doctor said he'll bounce back.

I had a joke on the tip of my tongue, but the dentist told me to spit it out.

I had a joke on the tip of my tongue, but the dentist told me to spit it out.

I tell back Dad jokes in the Middle East, and they're all Islamabad.

I tell back Dad jokes in the Middle East, and they're all Islamabad.

I'm Bob Jeffy and.

I'm Bob Jeffy and.

I'm Montgomery Jones. There's a bonus Dad joke waiting for you at the end of the episode. Let's spread some happiness or pain with these jokes. Wishing you a great day, and I'll be back with more jokes tomorrow. Thank you for tuning.

I'm Montgomery Jones. There's a bonus Dad joke waiting for you at the end of the episode. Let's spread some happiness or pain with these jokes. Wishing you a great day, and I'll be back with more jokes tomorrow. Thank you for tuning.

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