Daily Dad JokesJames Bond Day! Dad Jokes - shaken not stirred! 05 October 2024
Daily Dad Jokes (05 Oct 2024)
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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: jablanovix, Strawbalicious, berninicaco3, mrnamelessone, explosivelydehiscent, [AKindJester](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ozcy2e/hasanyonetriedthatnewDouble O 7glue/), SolaSista94, thkoog, TimeX13, ExtremePresence3030, OrdinaryEqual7231, [Masselein](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1acdj9u/imarchedintothelatestmeetingoftheDouble O 7fan/), , RedDeuce2, FriedGreenPotados, porichoygupto, [Chunky-dog](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ujbdtp/whydoesDouble O 7keepmi6together/), Glum_Comedian, wookiewithabrush, EgonVector, lightcon_consumed, theillustratedlife, Crimsonae, CostaRica92, [SuperMcG](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/5vsw2b/wheredoesDouble O 7investhis_money/)
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What sound does James Bond's doorbell make? Don ding dong?
You know what music James Bond likes to listen to? Queen and Country.
Why does James Bond prefer an earthquake over a tornado? He must be shaken, not stirred.
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Bubble O seven had to help my son glue his solar system mobile together for extra critic so I thought we'd also watch Double O seven in the world. Is not enough quality bonding time?
Has anyone tried that new Double O seven glue? It bonds in seconds?
What do you call a hobo who is also a secret agent Bond? Voga Bond?
What do you do when James Bond tells you he wants ear rings? Here's Brasna.
What does James Bond need to go on vacation a license to chill?
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed because it would blow his cover?
What do you call a Chinese James Bond a secret Asian man.
I marched into the latest meeting of the Double O seven fan club, and I told them the harsh truth that none of them wanted to hear James Bond has terrible taste in Martini's It caused quite a stir.
We'll continue with more Dad humor after this quick pause. How does James Bond go to sleep? He tucks himself into bed.
What is the name of the James Bond movie where he fights off a stomach virus diarrhea? Another Day?
What did James Bond's mom say as she was giving birth? I've been expecting you, mister Bond.
Why does Double O seven keep I six together because he's the Bonding agent.
Did you hear about the latest James Bond movie where he procrastinates about coloring his hair. It's called diet Another Day?
Why did James Bond put on so much weight he had no time to diet?
Which movie does James Bond hate Jaws?
In the next James Bond movie, there is a scene where James is dressed in drag while doing labor at a mechanics shop. He's working on a transmission.
Why doesn't James Bond use the laundromat no time to dry?
Did you know there's a hidden James Bond movie where he has made out of bread. It was titled for Your Rise Only. Where can you by us James Bond merch on Daniel's craiglist. Where does Double seven invest his money in the bond market. I'm Bob Jeffe.
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