Mark Zuckerberg was reportedly programming new software. It's amazing how far AI has come into making software for humans. Sure, lightsabers are cutting edge technology, but the death Star is groundbreaking. Why was chat GPT afraid of the dark because AIC did people? San Francisco Symphony's AI ron orchestra didn't work out predictable as it was led by only a semiconductor. My mean grandpa said that we youngsters rely on technology too much. I replied, no, you do. Then I unplugged his life support. Why was there a huge crowd to see the first guillotine execution because it was the latest cutting edge technology. My kids think I use outdated technology, but they're just ignoring the facts. How did Noah fit too of every animal in a single boat? State of the art technology. The AI software in my new car is equipped with emotional response technology. For example, in order to stop, I'm required to tell it my life story. Apparently that's how you depress the brakes. Arguing with my wife is like reading a software license agreement. In the end, I ignore it all and click I agree. How does al Gore program music software by using algorithms? You hear about the first guy to invent garden. Shears it was cutting hedge technology. Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install? Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years, and you can't rust the progress. Chrome wasn't built in a day. How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None? It's a hardware problem. Did you hear about the treadmill software that got hacked? Well, everything's running again. Tried to make a software that monitors how much one uses their bed. I failed. It had so many bid bugs. I wrote a computer program to detect ketchup bottles with missing tups. It's open source software. I've created a writing software to rival Microsoft. It's their word against mine. Did you hear about the new AI company run by Goats? They're using bleeding edge technology. How would emotional AI robots react if they found out they're about to be discontinued and destroyed. They'd have a metal breakdown. What's the difference between you and your AI girlfriend? One is codependent and the other is code dependent. I asked chat gpt to go out with me the other night. It said, sorry, but I'm not up to date. What do you call a neural net that creates musical parodies?

Mark Zuckerberg was reportedly programming new software. It's amazing how far AI has come into making software for humans. Sure, lightsabers are cutting edge technology, but the death Star is groundbreaking. Why was chat GPT afraid of the dark because AIC did people? San Francisco Symphony's AI ron orchestra didn't work out predictable as it was led by only a semiconductor. My mean grandpa said that we youngsters rely on technology too much. I replied, no, you do. Then I unplugged his life support. Why was there a huge crowd to see the first guillotine execution because it was the latest cutting edge technology. My kids think I use outdated technology, but they're just ignoring the facts. How did Noah fit too of every animal in a single boat? State of the art technology. The AI software in my new car is equipped with emotional response technology. For example, in order to stop, I'm required to tell it my life story. Apparently that's how you depress the brakes. Arguing with my wife is like reading a software license agreement. In the end, I ignore it all and click I agree. How does al Gore program music software by using algorithms? You hear about the first guy to invent garden. Shears it was cutting hedge technology. Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install? Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years, and you can't rust the progress. Chrome wasn't built in a day. How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None? It's a hardware problem. Did you hear about the treadmill software that got hacked? Well, everything's running again. Tried to make a software that monitors how much one uses their bed. I failed. It had so many bid bugs. I wrote a computer program to detect ketchup bottles with missing tups. It's open source software. I've created a writing software to rival Microsoft. It's their word against mine. Did you hear about the new AI company run by Goats? They're using bleeding edge technology. How would emotional AI robots react if they found out they're about to be discontinued and destroyed. They'd have a metal breakdown. What's the difference between you and your AI girlfriend? One is codependent and the other is code dependent. I asked chat gpt to go out with me the other night. It said, sorry, but I'm not up to date. What do you call a neural net that creates musical parodies?

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