I went on a walk into an enchanted forest to try and cut down a talking tree. You can't cut me down. The tree exclaims, I'm a talking tree. I responded, you may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.

I went on a walk into an enchanted forest to try and cut down a talking tree. You can't cut me down. The tree exclaims, I'm a talking tree. I responded, you may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.

What do you call it if your mother is less than five feet three inches in height? A minimum?

What do you call it if your mother is less than five feet three inches in height? A minimum?

What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows?

What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows?

Police have confirmed the man who tragically fell fifty feet from the roof of a nightclub he was not a bouncer.

Police have confirmed the man who tragically fell fifty feet from the roof of a nightclub he was not a bouncer.

I don't knowhn the printer, but my local library charged me fifteen cents to print out one page. They really nickel and dimed me.

I don't knowhn the printer, but my local library charged me fifteen cents to print out one page. They really nickel and dimed me.

If you're going to start making jokes about guns, I would appreciate a trigger warning.

If you're going to start making jokes about guns, I would appreciate a trigger warning.

I bought a vinyl record today called Sounds Wasps Meek. When I got home and played it, I said to myself, this doesn't sound anything like Wasps. Then I realized that I was playing the B side.

I bought a vinyl record today called Sounds Wasps Meek. When I got home and played it, I said to myself, this doesn't sound anything like Wasps. Then I realized that I was playing the B side.

Why did the dad joke cross the road to get to the other side.

Why did the dad joke cross the road to get to the other side.

How many software engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem.

How many software engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem.

I met the Spice Girls at an event last night, but forgot one of their names. That was scary.

I met the Spice Girls at an event last night, but forgot one of their names. That was scary.

A man walked into a library and asked the librarian if he had any books on Pavlov's dogs. The librarian told him that he couldn't remember. But it rang a bell just a moment away from more dad jokes right after this brief pause.

A man walked into a library and asked the librarian if he had any books on Pavlov's dogs. The librarian told him that he couldn't remember. But it rang a bell just a moment away from more dad jokes right after this brief pause.

I'm so good at sleeping, I could do it with my eyes closed.

I'm so good at sleeping, I could do it with my eyes closed.

Did you hear about the cow who got a job as a waitress. She had to quit after one of her customers tipped her.

Did you hear about the cow who got a job as a waitress. She had to quit after one of her customers tipped her.

My son asked me to give an example of a rude awakening. I said sure, but before I do, I should probably tell you I'm not your real dad.

My son asked me to give an example of a rude awakening. I said sure, but before I do, I should probably tell you I'm not your real dad.

The sign in the bathroom said employees must wash hands, so I waited ended up having to wash them myself. Why is divorced so expensive? Because it's worth it? What do you call a picture of a physician a doctored photo?

The sign in the bathroom said employees must wash hands, so I waited ended up having to wash them myself. Why is divorced so expensive? Because it's worth it? What do you call a picture of a physician a doctored photo?

I was fired on the spot for my train conductor job today, so naturally I went off the rails. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Make sure to listen for the bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, So please share one of these jokes with your family and friends today.

I was fired on the spot for my train conductor job today, so naturally I went off the rails. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Make sure to listen for the bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, So please share one of these jokes with your family and friends today.

Looking for the gift for Dad, We have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic joke button, now available on Amazon, a massive five hundred go to Dad jokes, guaranteed to make you laugh and grown. Check the show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and Joe credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. If you're gonna start making jokes about guns, I would appreciate a trigger warning.

Looking for the gift for Dad, We have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic joke button, now available on Amazon, a massive five hundred go to Dad jokes, guaranteed to make you laugh and grown. Check the show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and Joe credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. If you're gonna start making jokes about guns, I would appreciate a trigger warning.