What Asian stereotype do you hear the most? Personally? I've got a sony surround sound system.

What Asian stereotype do you hear the most? Personally? I've got a sony surround sound system.

I want to tell a joke about African countries, but I can't think of any. Can you help me?

I want to tell a joke about African countries, but I can't think of any. Can you help me?

My girlfriend told me to stop making terrible water jokes. I waved and said sure, I'll see you later.

My girlfriend told me to stop making terrible water jokes. I waved and said sure, I'll see you later.

Daughter texted me this in the morning. I can't wake up this morning. Feel like a bicycle too tired.

Daughter texted me this in the morning. I can't wake up this morning. Feel like a bicycle too tired.

My wife bought a boomerang but forgot what she wanted it for. It'll come back to her.

My wife bought a boomerang but forgot what she wanted it for. It'll come back to her.

Why isn't it a good idea to throw false teeth at your vehicle because you'll denture car?

Why isn't it a good idea to throw false teeth at your vehicle because you'll denture car?

What do you call a nun who sleepwalks a Roman Catholic?

What do you call a nun who sleepwalks a Roman Catholic?

When my neighbor's kid kept borrowing our basketball without permission, I ended up filling it with lead buckshot. That way he wouldn't be taking it lightly.

When my neighbor's kid kept borrowing our basketball without permission, I ended up filling it with lead buckshot. That way he wouldn't be taking it lightly.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products a satisfactory.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products a satisfactory.

My wife is a body builder. She is pregnant.

My wife is a body builder. She is pregnant.

Why are piggy banks so wise? It's because they're filled with common sense. Hang in there for more laughs and groans after this quick announcement.

Why are piggy banks so wise? It's because they're filled with common sense. Hang in there for more laughs and groans after this quick announcement.

It's getting close to Christmas, and I've just heard some devastating news. They aren't going to make shortbread any longer.

It's getting close to Christmas, and I've just heard some devastating news. They aren't going to make shortbread any longer.

My wife left me because I won't stop using our relationship for content. I'll make another post about it later.

My wife left me because I won't stop using our relationship for content. I'll make another post about it later.

Have you heard of the film Constipation? It never came out.

Have you heard of the film Constipation? It never came out.

Why did the Buddhist monk get caught by the TSA? They found his inner piece?

Why did the Buddhist monk get caught by the TSA? They found his inner piece?

I got fired from my job as a printer in a factory making calendars. All I did was taking two days off in October.

I got fired from my job as a printer in a factory making calendars. All I did was taking two days off in October.

Why do all the kids love Santa because as he slays?

Why do all the kids love Santa because as he slays?

Why does an anteater never get sick because it's full of antibodies?

Why does an anteater never get sick because it's full of antibodies?

Dad, I'm bored. I've got the perfect spot for you in home depot with the rest of the lumber.

Dad, I'm bored. I've got the perfect spot for you in home depot with the rest of the lumber.

What's the most common ingredient any dish can be made from scratch?

What's the most common ingredient any dish can be made from scratch?

How is the Christmas alphabet different from the regular alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has no l I'm going to tell a Brian Adams joke. Please forgive me. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Hanging there. We have a bonus Dad joke for you at the end of the episode. Laughter is contagious so let's spread it around. Have a good night, and I'll be back tomorrow with more jokes. Thank you for your support. Hey listeners. We have another podcast called Daily Shower Thoughts, showcasing random, amusing, and mind bending epiphanies. Search for Daily Shower Thoughts in your podcast player or check the show notes page for more info. Your mind will be blown.

How is the Christmas alphabet different from the regular alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has no l I'm going to tell a Brian Adams joke. Please forgive me. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Hanging there. We have a bonus Dad joke for you at the end of the episode. Laughter is contagious so let's spread it around. Have a good night, and I'll be back tomorrow with more jokes. Thank you for your support. Hey listeners. We have another podcast called Daily Shower Thoughts, showcasing random, amusing, and mind bending epiphanies. Search for Daily Shower Thoughts in your podcast player or check the show notes page for more info. Your mind will be blown.

The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience.

The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience.

I've decided I'm getting a lobotomy, change my mind and thinks

I've decided I'm getting a lobotomy, change my mind and thinks