I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

I don't trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say press, but if you press those badges, they just fall over all surprised.

I don't trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say press, but if you press those badges, they just fall over all surprised.

If snowmen are made out of snow, what are policeman made out of copper?

If snowmen are made out of snow, what are policeman made out of copper?

What's a pirate's favorite letter the sea?

What's a pirate's favorite letter the sea?

What did the mathematician order at the bakery? Three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight nine seven nine three.

What did the mathematician order at the bakery? Three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight nine seven nine three.

What would you call a period in history where all of the oceans have rite out a long time? No?

What would you call a period in history where all of the oceans have rite out a long time? No?

See to the person who stole my Microsoft Office license. I will find you. You have my word?

See to the person who stole my Microsoft Office license. I will find you. You have my word?

Why is it called them all? Because you don't just go to one store, you go to them all.

Why is it called them all? Because you don't just go to one store, you go to them all.

I like my pasta, I like my medieval Italian literature all Dante.

I like my pasta, I like my medieval Italian literature all Dante.

I found this new documentary series about frogs. It's really interesting. In fact, it's absolutely riveting.

I found this new documentary series about frogs. It's really interesting. In fact, it's absolutely riveting.

I took my family to a seeside cheese market. We all felt a breeze.

I took my family to a seeside cheese market. We all felt a breeze.

Why does everyone in Athens sleep past noon? Because dawn is heard on grease?

Why does everyone in Athens sleep past noon? Because dawn is heard on grease?

No one laughed at my joke about a skump that had its anal glands removed. I guess it didn't make any sense.

No one laughed at my joke about a skump that had its anal glands removed. I guess it didn't make any sense.

What him did they sing at the Vintnor's funeral, Amazing grapes done.

What him did they sing at the Vintnor's funeral, Amazing grapes done.

Be afraid of defeat? You only have two of them.

Be afraid of defeat? You only have two of them.

A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He's an extremely aggressive janitor.

A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He's an extremely aggressive janitor.

I had a friend who had wanted but had to wear glasses. I never knew if his glasses were half empty were half four?

I had a friend who had wanted but had to wear glasses. I never knew if his glasses were half empty were half four?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple?

Why do elbows like to go to the bank. It has a joint account.

Why do elbows like to go to the bank. It has a joint account.

What did Daddy Spider say to his teenage son, You spend too much time on the web.

What did Daddy Spider say to his teenage son, You spend too much time on the web.

Have you heard that nuclear power stations make for great anglers? They're fishing reactors. I'm Bob Jeffey and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a bonus dad joke. Our goal is to spread laughter and maybe a few droans, So make sure to share these jokes with your family and friends. Have a great night, and I'll be back tomorrow. Thank you.

Have you heard that nuclear power stations make for great anglers? They're fishing reactors. I'm Bob Jeffey and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a bonus dad joke. Our goal is to spread laughter and maybe a few droans, So make sure to share these jokes with your family and friends. Have a great night, and I'll be back tomorrow. Thank you.

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Why are frogs so cooperative? They always do what they're toad frisk

Why are frogs so cooperative? They always do what they're toad frisk