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How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? None?
Alligators can live up to one hundred years, which is why there's an increased chance that they'll see you later.
I accidentally took my cat's mids. Don't ask me out.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere?
Got my wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas? Wasn't her main gift? Just the stocking stuffer?
What do you call a biscuit that knows more than you? A smart cookie?
What do you call a male cow who falls asleep operating construction equipment a bulldozer?
I have this incredible ability to predict what's inside a rap present, It's a gift.
How long have you been working here, young man? Ever since I heard the boss coming up the stairs?
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Primates?
A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender asks what can I get you? The seal replies, anything but a Canadian club. Laughter continues shortly after this brief ad break.
What did the three day old infants say when his mom tried to trick him into drinking formula? I wasn't born yesterday.
I threw a boomerang two years ago. I've been living in constant fear ever since.
Dad puts the car in reverse, looks in the rear view mirror and says, ah, that takes me back.
What's a red flag that someone might lack control? Depends?
Why don't ducks ever pay for sales tax? Because they always bill it?
If being self deprecating was an Olympic sport, I don't think i'd be good enough to be called up.
Why did the scarecrow win an award because he was outstanding in his field.
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