Daily Dad Jokes (31 Oct 2023)

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<h2>Daily Dad Jokes (31 Oct 2023)</h2>
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Joke credits: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/17hlsji/jehovahs_witnesses_dont_celebrate_halloween/">ryan_leblanc</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/yiq3sf/a_trickortreater_knocked_on_my_door_in_a_gloria/">whatmichaelsays</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/17jgn63/what_do_you_call_a_family_that_gets_shredded_for/">tarmina-marti</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/17j7vwq/this_halloween_im_going_as_the_villain_from/">Burmy87</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/17h7nod/i_thought_of_dressing_up_as_a_band_aid_for/">Upvoter_NeverDie</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/17goqmb/where_can_i_buy_halloween_costumes_in_wholesale/">curiousgaruda</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/17d5e98/breaking_news_government_declares_halloween_a/">kidrockpasta</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/17cagj5/im_gonna_be_a_selfdepreciating_vampire_for/">Final-Comfortable-63</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/17e8v4z/my_kids_asked_if_we_could_connect_with_our/">ilikesidehugs</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/17c2r49/i_told_my_supervisor_im_coming_to_work_on/">SpiritualEar3456</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/178fu78/my_friend_told_me_he_needed_a_date_for_halloween/">UrbanCyclerPT</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/16yhts3/how_does_a_ghost_open_a_locked_door/">Bill-Ding2112</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/16vh5bd/for_halloween_i_went_as_a_crow_with_some_friends/">Different-Tie-1085</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/15j23s2/i_had_a_spooky_experience_last_halloween_i_opened/">woollyyellowduck</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/158anql/i_wrote_a_novel_about_all_the_skeletons_in_the/">Winterwoollies</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/zyjyq5/why_dont_british_mothers_dress_up_for_halloween/">sladeshied</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/z017ah/youd_think_draculas_favorite_holiday_is_halloween/">DopeCharma</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/z01ghe/you_know_son_thanksgiving_is_much_scarier_than/">weirdgroovynerd</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ynrymo/all_of_my_sons_friends_dressed_as_dinosaurs_for/">Masselein</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ymtwd6/made_a_death_costume_for_halloween_and_won_the/">applefungus</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/yjnte1/i_was_a_congressional_bill_for_halloween_this_year/">HistoryWillNotBeKind</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/yim5pf/what_is_the_periodic_table_called_on_halloween/">fireburner80</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/yjrg8k/what_time_does_trick_or_treating_stop/">jmoney6</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/5d98ou/why_dont_skeletons_ever_go_trick_or_treating/">N0B0dyyy</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/dpwl0b/what_do_you_call_sausages_trick_or_treating/">mrdangwangpang</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/w3tkss/a_witch_was_flying_on_her_broom_when_she_noticed/">wimpykidfan37</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/17h6f36/i_was_excited_when_a_witch_hit_me_up_on_my_phone/">NagyLebowski</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/17gynv1/why_is_it_risky_for_an_angry_witch_to_ride_her/">jfshay</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/10guh00/you_shouldnt_marry_witches_in_the_desert/">depressedclassical</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/12jaty1/whats_the_difference_between_an_enchantress_and_a/">prlugo4162</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/13cpo7e/what_feature_do_witches_love_having_on_their/">iushdulal</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/114zcb4/did_you_hear_about_the_guy_who_assaulted_a_witch/">Pookells</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/yyke4d/what_is_the_worst_insult_you_can_say_to_a_ghost/">Keithninety</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/w20101/i_think_my_house_is_haunted_by_the_ghost_of_a/">CoryEagles</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ivlbbr/i_found_out_my_girlfriend_is_really_a_ghost/">uhavethebiggay</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/78nhev/a_ghost_walks_into_a_bar/">Ericmc80</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/13nz8xf/why_dont_ghosts_like_dry_counties/">BrallyTX</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/15d9zmh/a_ghost_is_chasing_you_through_your_house_wheres/">Bunnyfartz</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ijwyup/ghosts_are_terrible_liars/">infinitywee</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/13z2uyd/a_ghost_walks_into_a_bar/">Ok-Revolution7232</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/4pzekj/why_are_ghosts_so_fat/">Attikey</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/pw829b/if_youre_a_comedian_never_do_a_show_for_ghosts/">cherrytreeguy</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/wstqtt/did_you_hear_about_the_ghost_that_got_arrested/">DarksidedCookies</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/k5868x/you_do_realise_that_vampires_arent_real/">VERBERD</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/13vvdya/my_kid_hit_me_with_this_one_today_what_kind_of/">Alphaw0p</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/16x0hmh/where_will_you_never_find_a_vampire_eating/">RowanFoxfire</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/174l4wy/why_did_the_vampire_need_mouthwash/">khatsos</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/16dj9h3/my_vampire_girlfriend_dumped_me_after_installing/">CannibalDiveBar</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/t6xc96/i_bought_75_of_shares_in_a_vampire_hunting/">Clbull</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/17hy809/why_did_the_vampire_read_the_newspaper/">Different-Tie-1085</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/15widcl/how_do_you_know_if_a_vampire_is_sick/">yusuo85</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/yix6q9/what_do_you_call_a_vaping_vampire/">AndreT_NY</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/17gspsl/lots_of_vampires_in_europe_but_none_in_africa/">DinglebarryHandpump</a>, <a 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href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ev9ywv/what_is_a_werewolfs_favorite_drink/">Snoreofthebear</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/d3odbb/what_does_goblins_blood_consist_of/">Duyungrql</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/17k2d86/what_do_you_call_a_monster_with_high_iq/">gerdplus10</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/11bo971/i_need_to_stop_procrastinating_on_my_paper_about/">Masselein</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/y49ijj/what_monster_do_golfers_fear_the_most/">toolaroola12</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/11qw2k4/which_monster_likes_to_fly_kites_in_the_rain/">wimpykidfan37</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/yf669a/how_do_you_fix_a_broken_jackolantern/">andersonfmly</a>, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/xsn27b/what_is_the_circumference_of_a_jack_o_lantern/">BWTalks</a>, <a 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On a mission to spread the laughs (and groans).

Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - Dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and your family and friends groan! Top dad jokes are curated and produced daily. Sourced from the Dad Jokes subreddit on Reddit! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - On a mission to spread the laughs (and groans).

Daily Dad Jokes

We're on a mission to spread the laughs (and groans). Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - Dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and your family and friends groan! Top dad jokes are curated and produced daily.

Hosted by Bob Jeffey and Montgomery Jones.

Sourced from the Dad Jokes subreddit on Reddit! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

We're on a mission to spread the laughs (and groans). Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - Dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and your family and friends groan! Top dad jokes are curated and produced daily.
Hosted by Bob Jeffey and Montgomery Jones.
Sourced from the Dad Jokes subreddit on Reddit! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

Halloween! Creepy chills with these dad jokes! 31 October 2023

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