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Bitcoin Halving Day! Dad jokes that deserve to be on a blockchain! 20 April 2024

Published Apr 20, 2024, 12:00 PM

Daily Dad Jokes (20 Apr 2024)

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If I buy eight bitcoins, does that mean I have one byte coin?

How do bitcoin minors resolve their conflicts? They hash it out.

I finally have bitcoins. I don't understand the hype though they're not tasty.

Why won't Superman invest in bitcoin because his weakness is crypto?

I'm allergic to bitcoin. You could say it's my kryptonite.

A boy asked his dad, who invested in bitcoin? For ten dollars worth of bitcoin? He said, nine dollars and sixty seven cents. What do you need ten dollars and forty seven cents? Four?

Batman invited all the superheroes for a discussion on bitcoin. Superman didn't show up because it was crypto night.

Why did Tesla stop accepting bitcoin as payment a few months because you have to charge it?

I asked Elon Musk if I should mind bitcoin or ethereum? He said, I would be fine with ether.

Or what costs hundreds of millions of dollars but is completely worthless. Runner up in the presidential election?

What did the cool bitcoiner say when he toasted his GPU? Never mind?

I found a coin on the street the other day and it had teeth marks all over it. It was a bitcoin.

The laughter isn't over. We'll be back after this brief break. What do dentists pay their bills with bitcoin? What currency do zombies use? Crypto? There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel. It's a sound investment.

I used to work as a chef for a cryptocurrency exchange. I was really good at cooking the books.

Why does cryptocurrency customer service sucks? Because all they do is who?

You know? How tumbs tend to have money that's buried with their inhabitants. That's the first cryptocurrency.

I blocked so many crypto scammers from my DMS. It was a blockchain.

My local butchers has started accepting crypto as payment, but only proof of steak.

I'm going to Setoshi Nakamoto this year for Halloween. No one is going to know who I am. I'm Bob Jeffey and I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the blockchain of dad jokes for Bitcoin Having Day. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and grown as far and wide. So please do us a favor and share just one of these jokes with your family and friends today. Thanks.

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