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An alligator killed a woman in Florida while canoeing. I didn't even know alligators could use canoes.
Apparently the new Pope's first question was where do I get to live? They told him Rome, if you want to.
You should be worried. If cows are smoking marijuana, that's when the stakes are highest.
I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a doctor. The security guard suspected I was not the real McCoy.
Last week, I was bored, so I decided to swap some labels in my wife's spice wreck. So far she hasn't noticed, but marked my words. Her time is cuman.
A beggar confronted me as I was leaving a hospital and said any change. I said, yes, I'm feeling a lot better now.
I drink apple juice. I drink apple juice because OJ will kill you.
What do you call it when an animal is invisible in the desert camouflage?
I have an irrational fear of spiders in the Middle East. Doctors call it irechnophobia.
I tried pushing the envelope, but it remained stationary.
I was watching an Australian food show on TV when the contestants were baking meringue and the audience to cheering, which was unusual as they usually boomerang.
Have you tried German food? I hear it's divorced.
We'll continue with more Dad humor after this quick pause. Bought a new car from Sweden and board all my friends talking about it. They got really sick of hearing my sob story.
How can you tell a clam as an extrovert? They've really come out of their shell.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
They told me to follow my dreams, so I went back to bed.
My dad is courageous and sharp. He has the heart of a lion, the eyes of a hawk, and a lifetime band from the zoo.
What do you call that thing you do when you find the long lost case to a CD you've owned for years? Rediscovery?
My buddy has a tattoo that says comparison is the thief of joy. So I went and got the same one, but a little bigger.
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