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Boys Come Together To Farewell 5’5 Mate Who’s Off To The North Pole To Work In Santa’s Factory
02:39
Foreign Tradie Mocked By Foreman For Completing Job Quickly And To A High Standard
02:40
Ridley Scott Wastes $200 Million In Futile Attempt At Making Greatest Napoleon Movie Of All Time
02:44
RBA Chief Michele Bullock Wants People Under 35 To Simply Exist To Service A Mortgage
03:11
Cousin Who Just Finished 1st Year At Regional Uni Returns For Christmas With Supreme Piss Fitness
02:20
Local Chihuahua On Its Way To Fuck Up The Biggest Dog In The Park
01:35
South Australian Man Gives Birth To World Record 11 Sons
01:39
Country Lad Living In Inner City Share House Keeps Getting Told Off For Leaving Front Door Unlocked
02:19
Solo Continues Aggressive Expansion Into Non-Soft Drink Markets
02:19
Dad Finally Agrees To Exercise For 1st Time In A Decade By Sprinting As Fast As He Can For 1 Hour
02:17
Which Bank Can Make A Quarterly Profit Of $2.5 Billion During An Economic Crisis? CommBank Can
03:21
What The Heck? ANZ Also Made A Record Profit During This Economic Crisis? No Way...
03:14
Sober Teenagers Punch On With Pissed Adults
03:07
McChungus Begins Day With Hotcakes
02:19
“So It’s Proper Fucked Today?” Asks Optus User Who Just Assumed She Was In One Of 350k Black Spots
01:50
Owner Of Puppy-Farmed Border Collie Living In 1 Bedroom City Apartment Says Nup To The Cup
02:38
Denmark Ignored By Everyone Over Danish Feta Naming Rights Because Nobody Cares About Denmark
03:10
Cleary Forced To Uproot His Life And Move To Spain After Fowler Signs For Real Madrid
02:51
Nathan Cleary Spotted Getting Sized Up For A Purple Suit At Perth Tailor Following Matildas Win
02:28
Heavily Lawyered Up NRL Superstars Finally Able To Prove Their Innocence In The Face Of Lying Senior Cops, Which Makes Ya Wonder What Happens To The Young Indigenous Men Who Don't Have Access To The Best Legal Representation In The Country
03:05
Poor Woman Who Innocently Asked Bloke About His Tool Shirt Given Thirty Minute Lecture On Polyrhythms
02:33
“Cruise Ships Are Just Full Of Gastro” Says Millennial Who Lost 15 Kilos In Bali
02:18
Local Weirdo Who Usually Dresses as Ledger’s Joker Each Year, Goes Full Creep And Turns Up As Jigsaw
02:17
Family Run Mountain Cafe Giving Very Culty Vibes
03:10
Swiftie Informs Boyfriend They’ll Be Doing Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Costumes For Halloween
02:25
Local Woman Attributes Strong Immune System To Taking Chomps Out Of The PCYC Pool Noodles As A Kid
02:00
Nation Patiently Waits For Documentary About The World’s Actual Greatest Pop Culture Power Couple
03:41
Shutting The Fuck Up About Something You Know Nothing About Simply Not Okay, Says Melbourne
03:00
Brisbane Mum Says She Might Be Biased But Poincianas In Full Bloom Shit All Over Jacarandas
02:32
A Guide To The Only 6 Hobbies You’re Allowed To Choose From When You’re A Man In Your Mid Thirties
03:10
Wallabies Coach Eddie Jones Pulls a Beyonce on Rugby Australia
02:22
Jada Pinkett Smith Reveals True Soulmate Was Canadian Actor And ‘Enthusiastic Lover’ John Candy
02:55
Girlfriend Coming Back From Bottomless Brunch Craves Human Flesh
01:31
Local Midwife Has Baby Advice That Contradicts Everything The Other Midwife Said On Previous Shift
02:02
Local Woman Finds Herself Thinking About That Dog They Sent Into Space Again
02:01
Bloke Scrolling Girlfriend’s Notes App For Groceries Finds Weird List With His Handsome Mates Names On It
01:47
“I Don’t Know Why Everyone Doesn’t Move Here!” Says Mate Who Took Last Job Available In Adelaide
02:44
Local Young Couple Decide To Try The Rental Market On Hard Mode By Getting A Dog
02:13
Albo Quietly Terrified About How QLD Is Going To Make Nation Suffer For Double Grand Final Losses
03:04
Marketing Manager Reclines With Glass Of Scotch After Several Hours Discussing What Font To Use In Brochure
01:52
Your Summer Guide To Australia’s Diverse Range Of Emotionally Stunted Fuckboys
03:25
Is This Meat Processed? Asks Customer of Smiley Fritz Log
02:54
BREAKING NEWS: Dan Andrews Resigns To Spend More Time With Family, Bill Gates & the Chinese Government
01:56
What Is Bogancore? The Unique Australian Aesthetic That Has Taken The World By Storm
04:24
French Backpacker In Critical Condition After Realising Price Of Aussie Cigarettes Wasn’t A Joke
02:19
Aussie Billionaire Donates Millions To Anti-Indigenous Voice Campaign Because He Hates Division
02:55
Local Bloke Utterly Obsessed With the Roman Empire Because He Too Would Like to Be Destroyed By Goths
02:27
Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It’s Unpaid And You Don’t Come Back
02:37
Motorist Prepares to Be Absolutely Ripped Off, After Taking Car to Mechanic to Cute Building in Nice Part of Town
02:48
NSW Police Say They’d Love To Stop Gang Shootings But Then Who’s Gonna Shut Down All The Fun Pubs?
02:32
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