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“I Wasn’t That Bad At The Christmas Party Was I?” Asks Man Whose Name Has Been Escalated To Global HR
02:37
Nation’s Drug Dealers To Begin Upselling Customers With Irresistible Bonus Vape Deals
02:09
He's Back!
02:12
Jesus Reveals Over Half The Prayers He's Currently Receiving Are From Couriers Please Customers Praying For The Safe Delivery Of Their Package
02:42
Office Manager Insisting On A Kris Kringle In This Fucken’ Economy
02:25
Palaszczuk Resigns As QLD Premier, Plans To Move Into London Sharehouse After Life-Changing Euro Trip
03:02
Taylor Swift Makes A Bold Statement: “Free P.. Free Pale.. Free Pale Ales For Concert Dads!”
03:09
“No… Not Alan” Sighs Stoic Boomer Coming To Terms With The Fact It Might Actually Be All True
03:10
"Righto Fellas, Sort It Out In The Nets" Says Nation To Mitchell Johnson And Dave Warner
02:29
Local Influencer Gives Child A Catalogue Of Beige Coloured Toys To Choose From For Christmas
02:12
Turns Out Spending Ten Years Trying To Ban Greyhounds And Nightclubs Doesn’t Help Anyone’s Commute
02:37
Local Bloke Helps Wife Prepare House For Guests Coming Over By Cleaning The Shed
01:38
Mum Who Thinks Son’s Chirpy Mood Is Due To A Love Interest Has No Idea He Just Cracked 100kg
02:47
Local Truckie Starting To Get Excited Now That Christmas Is Only Three Sleeps Away
01:24
Boys Come Together To Farewell 5’5 Mate Who’s Off To The North Pole To Work In Santa’s Factory
02:39
Foreign Tradie Mocked By Foreman For Completing Job Quickly And To A High Standard
02:40
Ridley Scott Wastes $200 Million In Futile Attempt At Making Greatest Napoleon Movie Of All Time
02:44
RBA Chief Michele Bullock Wants People Under 35 To Simply Exist To Service A Mortgage
03:11
Cousin Who Just Finished 1st Year At Regional Uni Returns For Christmas With Supreme Piss Fitness
02:20
Local Chihuahua On Its Way To Fuck Up The Biggest Dog In The Park
01:35
South Australian Man Gives Birth To World Record 11 Sons
01:39
Country Lad Living In Inner City Share House Keeps Getting Told Off For Leaving Front Door Unlocked
02:19
Solo Continues Aggressive Expansion Into Non-Soft Drink Markets
02:19
Dad Finally Agrees To Exercise For 1st Time In A Decade By Sprinting As Fast As He Can For 1 Hour
02:17
Which Bank Can Make A Quarterly Profit Of $2.5 Billion During An Economic Crisis? CommBank Can
03:21
What The Heck? ANZ Also Made A Record Profit During This Economic Crisis? No Way...
03:14
Sober Teenagers Punch On With Pissed Adults
03:07
McChungus Begins Day With Hotcakes
02:19
“So It’s Proper Fucked Today?” Asks Optus User Who Just Assumed She Was In One Of 350k Black Spots
01:50
Owner Of Puppy-Farmed Border Collie Living In 1 Bedroom City Apartment Says Nup To The Cup
02:38
Denmark Ignored By Everyone Over Danish Feta Naming Rights Because Nobody Cares About Denmark
03:10
Cleary Forced To Uproot His Life And Move To Spain After Fowler Signs For Real Madrid
02:51
Nathan Cleary Spotted Getting Sized Up For A Purple Suit At Perth Tailor Following Matildas Win
02:28
Heavily Lawyered Up NRL Superstars Finally Able To Prove Their Innocence In The Face Of Lying Senior Cops, Which Makes Ya Wonder What Happens To The Young Indigenous Men Who Don't Have Access To The Best Legal Representation In The Country
03:05
Poor Woman Who Innocently Asked Bloke About His Tool Shirt Given Thirty Minute Lecture On Polyrhythms
02:33
“Cruise Ships Are Just Full Of Gastro” Says Millennial Who Lost 15 Kilos In Bali
02:18
Local Weirdo Who Usually Dresses as Ledger’s Joker Each Year, Goes Full Creep And Turns Up As Jigsaw
02:17
Family Run Mountain Cafe Giving Very Culty Vibes
03:10
Swiftie Informs Boyfriend They’ll Be Doing Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Costumes For Halloween
02:25
Local Woman Attributes Strong Immune System To Taking Chomps Out Of The PCYC Pool Noodles As A Kid
02:00
Nation Patiently Waits For Documentary About The World’s Actual Greatest Pop Culture Power Couple
03:41
Shutting The Fuck Up About Something You Know Nothing About Simply Not Okay, Says Melbourne
03:00
Brisbane Mum Says She Might Be Biased But Poincianas In Full Bloom Shit All Over Jacarandas
02:32
A Guide To The Only 6 Hobbies You’re Allowed To Choose From When You’re A Man In Your Mid Thirties
03:10
Wallabies Coach Eddie Jones Pulls a Beyonce on Rugby Australia
02:22
Jada Pinkett Smith Reveals True Soulmate Was Canadian Actor And ‘Enthusiastic Lover’ John Candy
02:55
Girlfriend Coming Back From Bottomless Brunch Craves Human Flesh
01:31
Local Midwife Has Baby Advice That Contradicts Everything The Other Midwife Said On Previous Shift
02:02
Local Woman Finds Herself Thinking About That Dog They Sent Into Space Again
02:01
Bloke Scrolling Girlfriend’s Notes App For Groceries Finds Weird List With His Handsome Mates Names On It
01:47
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