Abbas is back on the AMA and it’s gloriously unhinged: from co-parenting a cat after a breakup to an Indigo co-pilot’s loo fiasco, Dream11’s exit, Priyadarshan’s “100 and out?”, Pujara’s retirement, and whether Messi is actually coming to India. Plus: Supreme Court vs dogs, mallu-spotting hacks, and more Mumbai monsoon misery.

What’s inside (highlights):


Breakups, awkward run-ins & the “cat maintenance” economics—Abbas splits vet/food costs and all the social weirdness that follows.


“Man climbed the Parliament building!” → sneaking into govt buildings, delivery-boy disguises & canteens.


Supreme Court vs Dogs (and Cyrus’ PSA about not getting into certain ‘positions’).


Barging into an airplane loo: the co-pilot incident that had everyone talking.


Priyadarshan eyeing retirement after film #100 (allegedly)


The ₹76 lakh marriage story.


Dream11 reportedly backs out as Team India’s kit/title sponsor—escape clause gossip & “condom brand” jokes.


Pujara retires: stats, love, and… why “Chintu” doesn’t work at 36.


“Messi in India?!”—survival tips for the GOAT if he lands here.


Plus Putin/Trump’s English, wheelchairs & biology, identifying mallus, and mattresses that practically sponsor podcasts.

Abbas is back on the AMA and it&rsquo;s gloriously unhinged: from co-parenting a cat after a breakup to an Indigo co-pilot&rsquo;s loo fiasco, Dream11&rsquo;s exit, Priyadarshan&rsquo;s &ldquo;100 and out?&rdquo;, Pujara&rsquo;s retirement, and whether Messi is actually coming to India. Plus: Supreme Court vs dogs, mallu-spotting hacks, and more Mumbai monsoon misery.
What&rsquo;s inside (highlights):
<ul data-indent-level="1">
<li>
Breakups, awkward run-ins &amp; the &ldquo;cat maintenance&rdquo; economics&mdash;Abbas splits vet/food costs and all the social weirdness that follows.
</li>
<li>
&ldquo;Man climbed the Parliament building!&rdquo; &rarr; sneaking into govt buildings, delivery-boy disguises &amp; canteens.
</li>
<li>
Supreme Court vs Dogs (and Cyrus&rsquo; PSA about not getting into certain &lsquo;positions&rsquo;).
</li>
<li>
Barging into an airplane loo: the co-pilot incident that had everyone talking.
</li>
<li>
Priyadarshan eyeing retirement after film #100 (allegedly)
</li>
<li>
The ₹76 lakh marriage story.
</li>
<li>
Dream11 reportedly backs out as Team India&rsquo;s kit/title sponsor&mdash;escape clause gossip &amp; &ldquo;condom brand&rdquo; jokes.
</li>
<li>
Pujara retires: stats, love, and&hellip; why &ldquo;Chintu&rdquo; doesn&rsquo;t work at 36.
</li>
<li>
&ldquo;Messi in India?!&rdquo;&mdash;survival tips for the GOAT if he lands here.
</li>
<li>
Plus Putin/Trump&rsquo;s English, wheelchairs &amp; biology, identifying mallus, and mattresses that practically sponsor podcasts.
</li>
</ul>

Broadcasting through the week with a rotating panel of guests, Cyrus Says is the definitive show on life in urban India, politics, sports, civic sense, traffic, kids, food, and everything that matters. Mostly.

Broadcasting through the week with a rotating panel of guests, Cyrus Says is the definitive show on life in urban India, politics, sports, civic sense, traffic, kids, food, and everything that matters. Mostly.