In this episode, Cyrus, Aakash, and Punit answer your most Indian questions — from loud bhajan uncles on Mumbai trains to awkward Diwali gifting office politics, and missed train crushes on the Central Line.

Expect chaos, sarcasm, and questionable wisdom as Cyrus tackles:


India winning (and not taking) the Asia Cup


The eternal struggle between work deadlines & Diwali lights


How to handle a ₹500 Diwali gift for your boss


That one uncle who treats the local train like his private mandir


And finding love (or losing it) between train stations

If you’ve ever been stuck in Mumbai traffic, survived office parties, or wanted to sell vada pavs instead of working — this one’s for you

In this episode, Cyrus, Aakash, and Punit answer your most Indian questions &mdash; from loud bhajan uncles on Mumbai trains to awkward Diwali gifting office politics, and missed train crushes on the Central Line.
Expect chaos, sarcasm, and questionable wisdom as Cyrus tackles:
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India winning (and not taking) the Asia Cup
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The eternal struggle between work deadlines &amp; Diwali lights
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How to handle a ₹500 Diwali gift for your boss
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That one uncle who treats the local train like his private mandir
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And finding love (or losing it) between train stations
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If you&rsquo;ve ever been stuck in Mumbai traffic, survived office parties, or wanted to sell vada pavs instead of working &mdash; this one&rsquo;s for you

Broadcasting through the week with a rotating panel of guests, Cyrus Says is the definitive show on life in urban India, politics, sports, civic sense, traffic, kids, food, and everything that matters. Mostly.

Broadcasting through the week with a rotating panel of guests, Cyrus Says is the definitive show on life in urban India, politics, sports, civic sense, traffic, kids, food, and everything that matters. Mostly.