Cyrus Broacha sits down with comedian–writer–legend Ashish Shakya for a full-blown chaotic episode.
From AIB nostalgia to midlife crisis, India’s obsession with paparazzi, Pakistan’s politics, China fear, chicken-piece riots at weddings, pigeons, sports, influencers, and everything else wrong (and funny) about the world.

This is Cyrus Says at peak unfiltered mode — nothing is planned, everything is roasted.

👀 What’s inside:


AIB days, why Ashish stopped performing


Midlife crisis, turning 40 & badminton becoming a religion


Pakistan’s generals & China’s “we fire the last shot” threat


Why Indian media loves killing celebrities early


Chicken Fry–Gate: the UP wedding that turned into WWE


Pigeons vs Humans: Cyrus’ final stand


India, elections, fraud, lists & insanity


Women’s cricket & unexpected wholesomeness

🎙 Guest: Ashish Shakya – comedian, writer, ad man, chaos enthusiast
🎧 Host: Cyrus Broacha – lover of pigeons, hater of humans (mostly)

Subscribe for more badly planned but highly entertaining conversations.

Cyrus Broacha sits down with comedian&ndash;writer&ndash;legend Ashish Shakya for a full-blown chaotic episode. From AIB nostalgia to midlife crisis, India&rsquo;s obsession with paparazzi, Pakistan&rsquo;s politics, China fear, chicken-piece riots at weddings, pigeons, sports, influencers, and everything else wrong (and funny) about the world.
This is Cyrus Says at peak unfiltered mode &mdash; nothing is planned, everything is roasted.
👀 What&rsquo;s inside:
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AIB days, why Ashish stopped performing
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Midlife crisis, turning 40 &amp; badminton becoming a religion
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Pakistan&rsquo;s generals &amp; China&rsquo;s &ldquo;we fire the last shot&rdquo; threat
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<li>
Why Indian media loves killing celebrities early
</li>
<li>
Chicken Fry&ndash;Gate: the UP wedding that turned into WWE
</li>
<li>
Pigeons vs Humans: Cyrus&rsquo; final stand
</li>
<li>
India, elections, fraud, lists &amp; insanity
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<li>
Women&rsquo;s cricket &amp; unexpected wholesomeness
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🎙 Guest: Ashish Shakya &ndash; comedian, writer, ad man, chaos enthusiast 🎧 Host: Cyrus Broacha &ndash; lover of pigeons, hater of humans (mostly)
Subscribe for more badly planned but highly entertaining conversations.

Broadcasting through the week with a rotating panel of guests, Cyrus Says is the definitive show on life in urban India, politics, sports, civic sense, traffic, kids, food, and everything that matters. Mostly.

Broadcasting through the week with a rotating panel of guests, Cyrus Says is the definitive show on life in urban India, politics, sports, civic sense, traffic, kids, food, and everything that matters. Mostly.

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