Snakes in a box! And other hilariously bad attempted murder plots. Plus, spider math!

Snakes in a box! And other hilariously bad attempted murder plots. Plus, spider math!

What’s the best way to rob a bank? How do you fake your own death? Can you deploy a swarm of bees to get rid of the cops? And if so, how (theoretically) would one do that? All of these questions and more are answered on CRIMELESS, a weekly talk show that breaks down crazy crimes and answers the questions that you’re too embarrassed, or too afraid, to ask, lest it land you on an FBI watchlist. 

Each week, comedian Rory Scovel and his co-host, the veteran journalist and true crime podcaster Josh Dean, break down a brazen heist, outlandish scam, crypto caper, monkey gang war, or otherwise outrageous crime. The story will catapult the hosts into an exploration of the minutia of the crime, the wild characters who committed it, and how the hosts could do it better. While the show will be funny, first and foremost, listeners will also learn something — at least enough to seem interesting for 10 minutes at a party. It’s How Stuff Works, if How Stuff Works got drunk and robbed a Papaya King, to pay for the Bored Ape NFTs it bought to cover its gambling losses. Or You’re Wrong About, but mostly focused on things that Florida Man did after smoking too much kratom. (Or do you snort kratom? We definitely need to do an episode unpacking WTF kratom is.) 

 

What&rsquo;s the best way to rob a bank? How do you fake your own death? Can you deploy a swarm of bees to get rid of the cops? And if so, how (theoretically) would one do that? All of these questions and more are answered on CRIMELESS, a weekly talk show that breaks down crazy crimes and answers the questions that you&rsquo;re too embarrassed, or too afraid, to ask, lest it land you on an FBI watchlist.&nbsp;
Each week, comedian Rory Scovel and his co-host, the veteran journalist and true crime podcaster Josh Dean, break down a brazen heist, outlandish scam, crypto caper, monkey gang war, or otherwise outrageous crime. The story will catapult the hosts into an exploration of the minutia of the crime, the wild characters who committed it, and how the hosts could do it better. While the show will be funny, first and foremost, listeners will also learn something &mdash; at least enough to seem interesting for 10 minutes at a party. It&rsquo;s How Stuff Works, if How Stuff Works got drunk and robbed a Papaya King, to pay for the Bored Ape NFTs it bought to cover its gambling losses. Or You&rsquo;re Wrong About, but mostly focused on things that Florida Man did after smoking too much kratom. (Or do you snort kratom? We definitely need to do an episode unpacking WTF kratom is.)&nbsp;
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How not to murder someone 

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Local law enforcement bee-ware! On today’s episode, Mother Nature’s number one target is police officers trying to serve eviction notices.

Local law enforcement bee-ware! On today&rsquo;s episode, Mother Nature&rsquo;s number one target is police officers trying to serve eviction notices.

Man verses Nature: Real Estate Edition

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Will, Rory, and Josh open up the CrimeLess mail bag to learn about a weird crime spree in Canada.

Will, Rory, and Josh open up the CrimeLess mail bag to learn about a weird crime spree in Canada.

BONUS: Will Ferrell would kick you in the nuts (if you ask nicely) 

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Is one of America's funniest men a comic, or a criminal? Josh and Rory welcome Will Ferrell, their first-ever special guest who isn't a parrot, to dig into a few of the many outrageous crimes committed by people named Will Ferrell.

Is one of America's funniest men a comic, or a criminal? Josh and Rory welcome Will Ferrell, their first-ever special guest who isn't a parrot, to dig into a few of the many outrageous crimes committed by people named Will Ferrell.

The Many Crimes of Will Ferrell, featuring Will Ferrell

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