Today, we’re going to be playing a little game: see if you can guess which one of these animals we’re about to discuss is more likely to kill you than to cuddle you with Joey Cliff? Discover this and more as we answer the age-old question: can you trim your hedges with a crocodile? 

Footnotes: 

1. Striped Eel Catfish
2. The Gharial Crocodile
3. The Basking Shark
4. Blue-Ringed Octopus (if you see this RUN AWAY)
5. Be Wary of the Cassowary
6. The Shoebill Stork is not a Stork (but is kinda a dork)