🎨 PALETTE CLEANSER: A return to reality tv?! and it's OVAH

Who wouldn't want to see Art Simone on our tv screens again? Is it possible? Will she return? The short answer is yes, but under very specific conditions. Everyone is a nepo baby in some sense of the word, Art benefits (kind of) form her nepotism in a very niche way, and like every nepo baby, she …

Cunning Linguist 👄

Meet the dazzling Cassidy! The Melbourne based DJ is dressed to impressed and will win you over instantly with her charm, but before you fall head over heels for Cassidy, be aware that she is concealing something, and there are clues everywhere... She has lived a Disney like dream and has balance…

🎨 PALETTE CLEANSER: A very shitty chat with Sean Szeps + banning teenagers

Everyone's favourite DILF (Dad I Like to Follow... obviously) Sean Szeps stops by to talk all things poop... poop songs, poop pyjamas, and the most mortifying poop incident we wouldn't wish on a single soul. Three clues, it involves the Sydney Harbour Bridge, a Maccas cup, and live tv. Then, we ar…

Vroom Vroom 🏎️

Meet Bastien. He has a huge love of fast cars, folding phones, and deep curiousity which has gotten him into trouble more than once... Sure, Bastien is only in his 40s, and his already retired after selling a very successful business, that's not what he's concealing today... It's all about the col…

🎨Palette Cleanser: traumatic birthdays + the biggest drag queen drama

Today is Art Simone's birthday!!! But she will NOT be celebrating, all thanks to a party 12 years ago... no she hasn't moved on, and no she shouldn't have to. Did you see Julia Roberts and Amanda Seyfried wore the same outfit? This happened at one of the biggest drag events, and it was SCANDALOUS!…

Mock to Crock 💃

It's a pleasure to introduce you to Tim! Tim isn't a stranger to Art Simone, she recognised him instantly, even though it's not exactly his face that he's well known for... Tim grew up as an army brat, loved drawing, and was once an earring. But Tim has etched himself into Australia's history boo…

🎨 PALETTE CLEANSER: Seagull shits + Lazy Susan is on FIRE... literally

The luckiest drag queen alive is wrapping up a MAMMOTH four weeks in the fun, creepy, ugly Edinburgh! But it wasn't all smooth sailing, bird shit in wigs, a rush to hospital, and a beared Sharon. Then, winner of Drag Race Down Under Season 4, Lazy Susan pops in to tell us about being ON FIRE... li…

Be Prepared ☄️

Please welcome alll the way from the USA, Robert! Sure Robert's demeanour is disarming, as is love of sourdough bread, The New York Times crossword, and mushrooms, but there's more than meets the eye. Robert knows an awful lot about an interesting bunch of people that live among us, you might be …

🎨 PALETTE CLEANSER: Gifting teeth + the Young Divas

Coming at you from EDINBURGH FRINGE! A chance encounter with a publicist ended with a convo about Miriam Margolyes clitoris, their are Art Simone clones EVERYWHERE, but there is one major problem about being in Edinburgh... There's gift ideas for your quirky cousin who wants homemade gifts, FREE …

Big Bingo Balls 🤹‍♂️

Meet our oldest guest to date! 92-year-old Edith. She loves her local bingo night, has few notches on her belt, and you don't want to get on the wrong side of this granny! But not all is what is it seems with Edith, there are a few more layers to her... What or who is she concealing? Check it ou…