On the show today, Clairsy tells us about a little-known fact… that there was a lead singer of ACDC before Bon Scott!
Comedian Luke Bolland calls into the show to talk ……. His Fringe show ‘How to Live Forever’ from January
We ask you what did you accidentally leave on the roof of your car?
In the Shaw Report, Beyonce’s big donation to the bushfires, further delay in the announcement of the Academy Award nominees, and Eric Clapton’s '92 unplugged performance to come to Paramount.
And Sally Blane from Cancer Council weighs in on recent cabana and sunbaking trends.
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Coming up on the podcast today, Luke Boland joins us to talk about his eleventh year at the Fringe Festival.
On the Shore Report today, Lisa spoke about Eric Clappan's ninety two unplugged performance It's on the Way Back.
Sally Blaine from the Cancer Council weighs in on recent tanning trends on social media.
And we asked you after some idiot left his drink bottle on his roof for me, what did you accidentally leave on the roof of your car? So I did mention. There is a guy in rock and roll who's probably up there, Lisa with the English record Company, guy who in the very early sixties, not back signing the Beatles.
Kicked himself into the next century.
Oh my goodness, forever I could have signed those boys mop tops. This guy's name is Dave Evans. Now not to be confused with the lead guitarist from the band of You Two. His name's David Evans, but everyone calls him the Edge. That makes it easy. So Dave Evans was the original singer of ACDC.
I didn't even know there was someone before Bond.
There was someone before Bond nineteen seventy three and well before Brian of course. So Dave Evans was part of a CDC. The formation line up in seventy three, of course, with tiny Malcolm and even smaller Angus Young. There was a drumma call Colin Burgess and Larry van Kreut was the bassist of the band and he was with the band now. They played the first of a live shows. They recorded a couple of singles which were later recorded re recorded by Bond, Can I Sit next to You Girl? And Baby Please Don't Go the old Them cover.
Yeah.
So what happened was with the name of the band. They needed a name because they basically got a big gig at a nightclub called Checkers, and they had to come up with a name for the band, so they started working on it now. David eventually left the band in October of nineteen seventy four to be replaced by Bond. Bond Scott the legend Where did Dave go? Do you know? Dave continued in rock and he still looks like still looks like a rock and roll guy to this day. Of course he does just slightly lower profile and talking about his old band that he was in for a year. But yeah, and it's not the only sad and hardluck story. So Bind of course recorded those six albums and became a legend. We lost him in nineteen eighty. But they needed the name quickly, so they said, oh, looks, let's all just come with three names. Will put him on a hat and pluck it out. So Dave came up with a few ideas. They all came up with a few ideas. But then when the ideas were meant to be pulled out of the hat, Malcolm Young, the rhythm guitarist, and it was his band pretty much. Malcolm, he said, look, the sister in law, who was older brother George's wife, said what about ac DC? And it just came out of nowhere, and they went, oh, ACDC is written on the side of almost every electrical device. What free advertising is that? How good is that? Yeah, and it's stuck. So poor old Dave had to sit down and got my ideas, so he had to just clam up. Now they decided to put it to the vote and they all went, it's a pretty bloody good name ac DC and it's stuck forever. Unfortunately Dave didn't. He was out of the band less than a year later and the rest is history.
So the Dave Evans Band didn't it's.
Exact and get a look at it didn't exactly take off, but he still tells or is about acadecad of this day side.
For another fringe festival act with Clazy and Lisa.
Said fringe festival act is Luke Boland, who is with us now, Good morning morning.
It's great to get that circus introduction.
It was a bit circusy. How to Live Forever is your show at the Last Resort in the city this weekend Friday to Sunday. You've got a few things happening, but let's talk about To begin with how to Live Forever. It's about making and leaving your mark on the world.
Yeah, that's exactly what it's about.
Because I know I can't afford it.
To No one can. That's the problem. But it's finding out how else you can live forever.
So ignoring super and all that rubbish.
Oh yeah, absolutely, So it's just a fun show that analyzes the different ways you can leave a legacy. Because a lot of people think that, you know, just because I have kids, I can leave a legacy.
And the truth is, to me, kids are just a lot like farts. You know.
I can tolerate my own hell. Sometimes I'm proud of them, but other people just make me sick. They make me think, what the hell did you put in your body to make.
That come out? You know?
Soci it's looking at other ways to leave the legacy.
Any suggestions, Yeah, but there's a whole The show is just chock full of them.
So you could, you know, write a hit song. You could become a political leader. You could become a serial killer. I mean there's some ways that are better than others.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, more dull serial killer. You'll still get male when you're in jail.
It's true. It's true, And I mean, who doesn't know Jack the Ripper?
True?
It puts you in the history books forever.
It does.
So the best part about the show I wanted to share with you. I start with a little a rap that recaps the last twelve months that I'd love to share with you because I think who doesn't want to start Tuesday morning with a white boy from Gosnell's wrapping at them. Let goes Hey, Closey and Lisa. It's twenty twenty five. The economy is screwed. What a time to be alive. The population of the Earth keeps getting higher, mostly because of Dave Grol from the Foo Fighters. It's like the Earth's got a virus and there is no cure. The latest millionaire is a girl who says hawk tour. In the USA, Trump got elected a second term. It's like going to school in Gosnels. They never ever learned. But go easy on America. They're not the only ones. I mean, Australia is responsible for releasing ray Gun. A thirty seven year old white woman's the best breakdancer in Australia. I'd make fun of her more, but she's got twelve lawyers on retainer. The world is dark and scary. I can make it that much better. Just come and see my show. It's called How to Live Forever. Yeah, there's a legacy right there.
Let's go. Well, that's very good.
Raygan has already lived too long in our minds.
It's going to be fifteen minutes by very quick to shut the show down, though, weren't they? Oh so that person had to put on at that festival.
Insane came back again, didn't it, I believe.
So the new title and posts they work their way around.
I like that.
It's funny though, because I lost interest in the story.
Yeah, now, tell us about the game show that you're hosting.
It's a live game show.
My wife and I got super into the pop Culture Jeopardy on Amazon Prime, and I'm like, I love game shows again.
I want to do one that one.
Yeah, that way, I love that, And so I put together just three different game shows that are on specific topics. So it's a little bit like hard quiz, but the audience shows up if they're fans of that topic. I pull up audience members to compete against each other until we get ultimate winners who take home actual trophies engraved for them. So there's a quiz on the WWE, there's a quiz on The Simpsons, and then there's a family friendly one on the TV show Bluey the People. Yeah, so's it's a real game show where the audience members will will compete to see who is the biggest super fan of that topic.
This is where you have a professional engraver sitting at the back way.
A trophy with everybody's Actually that just reminded you are a huge w w W fan.
Actually I am a massive wrestling fan.
Yeah right, yeah, I've forgotten.
I'm heading off to Brisbane next month because the All Elite Wrestling is coming to for the first time to Australia, So I'm heading over Front Road to see that.
Okay, massive nerd, you're not going to hide it.
You might try to finish a move on one of us before the end.
Of the evening. Let's see how that goes.
But do you have super fans? You have fans or people who rock up every year to your shows?
Yeah?
Every time.
Well, this is my eleventh year in a row doing a brand new Hour of comedy at French World, which is a festival record, and so I've kind of built an audience of people who know that the shows are pretty good when I do them, and so they'll come along each year. So you get kind of regulars, which is lovely to see, and they'll kind of hang out because they know that each year it's going to be an entirely new hour of comedy and so yeah, they'll come and check me out each year, which is awesome.
I love seeing their familiar faces.
You're very brave, I've always thought, because you've never shied away from live interaction shows. A lot of your shows have been had live interaction. But it's got to be fraught with fraudness. What anything is there anything that stands out? Oh? Boys, you know something you thought. I don't know if I'm going to be able to rain this person.
Baking so many times.
It's that weird thing of like I've encouraged it by talking to them, so I can't now say security get rid of them. They're now just part of the show and I'm stuck with this drunk person just talking back at me and answering everything I say, like it's a question.
So that becomes fine that.
You know when you'd watch Jerry Springer, I need to talk to someone in the audience or Ricky Lake or something, and they grabbed the mic.
Yeah, yeah, something that comes doing their own show.
It's now the Billy Bob Show.
It's like, I'll take it from here, Jerry, And if your name's Billy Bob, you're going to be worried.
Yeah, there's a bit of that going on. This is sensational that do you like? I said we're talking off the air and you said the beauty of Fringes. People can go What am I going to do tonight? Oh, I'll go to see Luke Bolin or whoever it might be. Yeah, then a lot of these people are your mates.
Also, over five hundred shows on at the festivals starting this Friday, so there's something for everyone.
Is there something that you're interested in the like you're really looking forward to seeing yourself.
Yeah, there's always a bunch of big acts that come out to Perth. Will Anderson is here for the fast yeahs command. I think Will Anderson's a great guy, so I'll definitely check out his show. But there's also, you know, a stack of locals you should give a chance to because they would be the next Will Anderson.
Such a great it's like a tasting menu.
Great opportunity to see all the new ones in Perth coming through because some of the shows you can sometimes you can do two in a night. Some of them are nice and early for people like me, you've got to go to bed.
So check out the website.
It has everything listed. Let me run through what you're doing. You're doing how to Live Forever at the Laugh Resort in the city. This Friday to Sunday. Super Fan Showdown is at the Calimunder Hotel January twenty five, and Running Knights in Freo on February eighth.
That's right, that's the Simpsons edition.
Yes, chickens are available through Fringe world dot com dot au.
Beautiful mate, you'll win Fringe thirty twenty five if you can live forever made. If you knuck that one out, we'll be wrong.
God I hope not. But let's see. Let's see how it goes.
Thank you for popping in.
You've had me great to see you, mate, More Clezya, more podcasts soon.
Yesterday morning, first day of the year. Looking forward to coming back, but also about as sharp as a watermelon. Yesterday, How you lay all your things out, you get ready and all that.
First day school?
First day school? Yeah yeah, yeah, next not really with it. You got your new stationary, my new school jumper. So I jump in the car, usual kind of setup. I get in the car and it's about five past four and I drive around at home. It's it's a bit bendy around home. So I go through. I reckon about three chicaanes. You know, a couple of couple of ends and that in the area where we live. I get to the third bend, I hear a strange and I had the window down to beau was quite warm, and the window down, I heard this noise. I went, what was that noise? It sounded like a bit of a thud kind of noise. And I thought, was that the seat belt readjusting right?
I didn't hit anything.
Hope it was a road kill. Yeah, you know what roadkill? It for four or five and then I thought maybe it was maybe it was my head falling off. I don't know. And then and I thought, oh.
You know what it was.
It was sound lo like it might have been plastic. I reckon, that was my drink bottle settling into the little thing in the door place where I put it. About a kilometer later, I went, actually, I'm feeling a bit thirsty. I'll have a sip from that drink bottle. So I reached down to the thing in the door to get the room. The drink bottle wasn't there, because the thud that I heard four minutes earlier was my drink bottle. As i'd hopped in the car with being as sharp as a watermelon, had left on the roof of the car, and that was it had finally after the third corner had fallen off the car. Now it lasted that long. I had no idea. The only savors go conor No, I don't you get a sweet ride. But funnily enough, I show you where beautiful new therm that was one of my Christmas presents.
Because it's very nice, that's got a grip.
Beautiful and it's funny because Larry brought this for me for Christmas. She said, why why aren't you using your new bottle?
Yet?
I said, look, it's waste. I don't like wastage, so it's plastic and all the rest of the old one. So I kept using the old one. So I'll use the old one till it dies. It died on but that went down well. I didn't get down that well.
But she likes why are you using the gift I got? She does like the fact that I was this stupid reason recycling. So the on the third corner of the day of the work, here gone. It's gone sky so I've got to back up straight away. But I thought, what an idiot. I left it on the roof.
But I'd love to know what you've ever left left on the roof of your car or seen on the roof of someone else's, because I'm sure there'll be some classics. Yes, I hope it's not a person.
Baby and it's good and it's car seat thing that you clip in. Oh yeah, no, no one's done that.
Or the old relative relative on the Grizswold's National lampoon. Granny kids, Granny on the roof.
Matt and Beldin, Hello Matt, welcome, good Matt. What did you leave on the roof?
Well, I just dropped the kids off at the swimming pool and I was I was coming back past Craigie Shops and I see this guy pulling out and I'm like, what's it on top of his car? So I get a bit closer, get a bit closer, and the guy must have been putting his shopping in and he stuck his cart and a VB on top of the car and a big bag, big bag of pork crackle right next to it. And I'm big with my horn going behind you look on Tommy your car and he's flipping me off going So we get to the roundabout, I jump out of the car and I'm going look mate, you've got a carton on Tommy, your cart poor Trady. One more corner, one more roundabout, and that's would have come straight off.
Yeah, life's essentials on the roof.
Well he's he's like, oh here, I have a beer, have a beer. It's all right, it's a VB.
I'd rather form get on the ground.
Take Yeah, yeah, I should have taken.
Man, Wow, saving the day. That's community, matt.
You don't often see it.
So I was like, yeah, and a great Turnerd. He's flipping in the bird one moment, then he'saping in the next up in your.
That's right.
Of friends.
Yeah, that's great, Mattol. That's father. That story is the bag of.
You don't want to go without that, guys.
Afternoon of Champions startner Ballo.
Hi morning, Lisa.
What was left on the roof of the car?
I've left many things on the roof of my car, but the worst thing that I did leave on my car was the steck of school report. No, I've done all the reporters is of the day when they used to be Henry done all the reports, collected the comments from the music teacher as this teacher, and went home that evening to complete them hand them in the next morning. Yes, I reversed out of the school car park, drove down the road, looked in my rear vision mirror and what do I see?
Oh?
No paper, paperwork, storm of paper, the New York.
Stock Exchange in a bad day, tickets fire.
I retreated a few of them, but I said all night redoing them. I had to have a bit of an extension as well.
Everybody think and Scarborough, what did you leave on top of the car?
Hi?
How are you going?
Went to Cossack years and years ago when our three children were really little. My hunt, my ex husband and I we've been swinging down at the water and we came back up to the car and our little white Maltese Tibetan spaniel, Lewis, was running around and we were trying to put the kids into the car and strap them in. He struck the dog on top of the car right all hopped in and we drove off and one of the kids said, about three minutes later, we's Lewis three minutes?
No, well we were.
It was.
It's sort of it was sort of a bit of a like a dirt track.
Then going slowly.
Was Lewis in a bag or anything, or was he just sitting.
On No, just like he sticky coffee cup on the roof while we were because he was running around being silly, so he stuck him on the roofs and for not.
He was still there.
He was, okay, he's.
Still there exactly and wide eyed.
But that is hilarious.
This is a Lewis Lewis. Thank you. Lewis. Is cool. But I don't know if it's Lewis the dog Louis Hi Lewis.
I said, yeah, hi, guys, and I say it wasn't me on the roof.
It was just that is so bizarre, how very bizarre.
So welcome anyway, Lewis, But thank you.
Yes, No, mine was a very expensive camera system. It was a station wagon, so it'd got the roof rails, but it would just sitting there and all it needs is for it to break or accelerate and then that's coming off. Yeah yeah, and I'm flashing my lights and blowing the horn. And he thought that was probably some crazy guy trying to overtake him.
Yeah, it wasn't.
He was ignoring all my attempts to get to pull over, and so it wasn't until the traffic lights that I jumped out and I literally took the camera off his roof and and showed it to him, So that's yours.
It's on the root.
Ah.
That was a reaction, that look on his face of oh my god, that's mine.
Yes, because until that moment he would have You've been chasing him, flashing him. Now you're out of your car, I would have been thinking.
Oh my god, what is coming.
I'm gonna get hit butter.
Yes, Well, in America people pulled guns out.
Yeah.
Yeah, your cameras at your own risk.
Community service for you. It's got a Jesse in Eglington money, Jess.
How are you good?
What did you leave?
I had just had a baby, so I was very sleep deprived, and I popped my brand new iPhone.
On the roof of the car.
Okay.
We went to the shops and we went to pay, and I said to my husband, I can't seem to find my phone anywhere, and he checked the security cameras. It flew off the back of my car and I reversed straight over itt it so it could take beautiful newborn.
Yes, I reckon.
Mobile phones would probably the most common thing left on the roof of the car.
I think I wouldn't.
Yeah, at least that went in the car.
Precious every time I get in the car, like, let me just double.
Check the roof.
Yeah, we got to check it just in case you've done it again. Great, you have a beauty and so many people look at their vision. Vision catch captures everything. But it would be very sad to see your phone going better.
Not to know Ian in hill, but hello.
Welcome there you going good? What did you was on the roof of the car.
Well a number of years ago.
It hasn't been forgotten the conversations.
Right, but gallery of very nice birthday.
Cake from the other half for the name and everything on it. Yes, in the car, put the cake on the roof and drove off in the cup. How long I had a slightly a slightly flat flat cake.
I managed to somewhat resurrect.
Right, well done.
It takes all the rage now birthday cake flat birthday cake like a frisbee. It's different, delicious frisbee.
Really?
Yes, thank you?
Hey?
Did you get stirred this Christmas over that one? With family or friends around Every now and.
Again it gets brought up.
Yeah, yeah, they all giggle at you, and that is one of those things that we will never go away. Family Folklore, It More.
Crazy, More podcast Soon.
The Sure Report on ninety six airm.
The announcement of Academy Awards nominees has been delayed due to the ongoing fire crisis in Los Angeles. In fact, this is the second time they've delayed it. They were supposed to be announced this Friday, then it was going to be Sunday. Now they've been moved to next Friday, and the annual nominees lunch has been completely canceled. The Grammy Award organizers have confirmed. Meantime, the Grammys will go ahead on February the second, and the telecast will raise funds to support fire relief efforts.
The show will air.
Live from Crypto dot Com Arena in Los Angeles. Beyonce leads the nominations this year, and she also leads the industry's donations to relief efforts. She donated two point five million dollars yesterday. Sean Diddy Coombs is facing another sexual assault lawsuit. A woman has filed a suit claiming Coombs took advantage of her back in two thousand, when she was sixteen years old. Combs was currently in Jeril. As he prepares to face criminal trafficking and racketeering charges, he continues to deny he's ever assaulted anyone. And Eric Happens nineteen ninety two MTV unplugged performance is getting an expanded ninety minute streaming release. Actually it's getting a couple of days in theaters cinemas, but only in the UK and the US as far as I can tell. I'd love to hear if you know otherwise, but I think it's just the UK and the US. But Eric Clapton Unplugged over thirty years has been remixed and remastered to include bonus performances and discussions on the inspirations behind Clapton's setlist. It'll stream on Paramount Plus on February the twelfth. It was, I would say, the first one of the big one of those unplugged things, wasn't it that really famous Nirvana one happened in ninety three. This happened in ninety two, And whenever I think of it, I think of the song tears in Heaven. The Sun is not good for you. I think we all know that's Sun Smart manager at Cancer Council WA Sally Blaine, is joining us this morning, Good morning, Sally, welcome.
Good morning, good morning.
Later.
I love that song that was Ultimate Segway exactly.
It's just the beginning of the slip slop slap message, which I thought had well and truly got through and stayed there for years. But there's there's a new thing. TikTok. Nit works on TikTok are there's a new trends. They love a trend and sun tanning, encouraging sun tanning is a bit of a trend on TikTok at the moment, undoing all the good work that's been done when you consider the fact that melanoma is the most common cancering young people aged fifteen to thirty nine.
So absolutely, and look we're really concerned about it as well. And look, any tanning isn't great. We really hope that this trend stays on TikTok and isn't you know, reaching our young West Australians out there. We're not sure how common it is, but look we know that that tanning and that damage, it stays with you. The canon sunburn disappears, but you know, the damage stays and it can appear as skin cancers later down the track.
So don't.
Absolutely. Yeah, And look we would say just be happy with your own skin tone, you know, own your tone and form. That's not not a tan well and if.
You must, I mean there are some fabulous self tanning you know, creams and lotions and sprays and all that caper on the you know, on the market these days, but that we certainly didn't have when we were fifteen clouds.
People we used to fry themselves in the world it's a coconut oil.
Was it a.
Successful day at the beach unless your sibling could peel off your back in one s?
We know better now, yeah, we do know bad. And look, little kids are great, you know, and they're certainly all covered up. I remember those days as well of being really sun burnt when at school. But it is those those adolescents and those young people that we really want to just change that behavior and change that mind it because yeah, we do no better.
Yeah, hey, telling I'm pretty pale. I want to talk about sunscreen with you. It's important. Is it has to be SPA fifty plus? And is there an expiring date on all sun creams? Yeah?
Absolutely, I've got about a three year expiring date. But the other thing this time of year is don't keep it in your car. It actually does go off, so keep it below thirty degrees, don't keep it in your gobble. And if it does smell a bit whiffy, then don't use it. It probably has gone off, all.
Right, most of them smell.
Yeah, you'll know, you'll know of adult tell me this.
You know how most foundations and things for girls and some guys come with an SPF factor?
Is it? Is it enough?
Do I have to also put on you know, yourregular stuff on top of that?
Yeah? You look, Yeah you do. I wouldn't put it on top, I'd put it underneath. So I put it on train first and then put your make upon. But don't rely on that makeup alone to put to put on an actual applic proper application of sunscreen, you need a tea spin on your face, and that's a lot of makeup your face. So yeah, tea spin on the face and neck and ears and then let that settle end. Then put your makeup on. Is the best way to do it. A lot of those makeups, the SPF in them isn't that high anyway. Yeah, pick it good, mus.
Yeah, Okay, some of this can be quite simple cut it. Sally lod We brought a really good beach umbrella about two years ago and we didn't use it last summer because we just did quick beach trips, but we started using this Year's like a it's like a game change. It have time in the shade along with your cream, right.
Yeah, definitely. So, Look, there's been a bit of controversy around shade on per speeches lately, but look, the more shade that you can take with you when when you're on the beach, then the better and using it, but just making sure as well that you're not relying it exclusively. You know, still a maybe your son trying your hat, your rashes, particularly when you're on the beach. But yeah, you use that shade as you can.
It's much more flashing.
The water.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Now you refer I think when you talk about the shade to kabana Gate, which has been a bit of a thing across the country. Apparently people are going to the beach setting up their cabana and then nick knoff like you know these people do at hotels where they put their towel on to reserve their preserve.
Have you you would be one.
Of those judgment.
Done.
Do you think it's acceptable to use someone's cabana if they're not there? Sally, Oh, absolutely, just wanting yeah for sure, find a shade and use it.
And look at what I would say as well is if you do have a cabana, you set it up on the beach, find the person as well who is out there sun baking or maybe forming to sleep in the sun something on the shoulder, and then fighting me in your.
Yeah sessions. I think a lot of problems of the law.
Absolutely, well, how are we going with our stats in Australia these days?
In all seriousness, it's.
Look, skin cancer is still our most common cancer and is almost entirely preventable. So look two and three Australians are diagnosed in their lifetime and it's actually hard to think of you know someone who like we we all know someone who's had skin cancer, a neighbor or a colleague or a friend or and some of them are quite minor and can be dealt with quite easily. But it is really lethal cancer as well, particularly those melanomas, and it is one of our most lethal and costly cancers as well to their health system and into almost entirely preventable just by doing those old slip slops lap seconds.
And I think most of us know someone who had a little something something tut out somewhere, like on the side of a nose or something, and that stuff goes deep. I would like it, girls on TikTok to have a look at the vision the recovery from yes, having that taken out of your face.
Yeah, so cell. The other thing I have noticed, you still see the odd trading, especially the brickies without they've got that really deep red Say it's a sunburn, isn't it. It seems an old school thing, but there's still a bit of it out there.
Yeah, absolutely, And good point, clearsy, and that blokes particularly need to take extra care just because they are getting a bit more exposure but also a bit less inclined to, you know, wear the long sleeve shirts and the sunscreen. So yeah, tradees particularly are a real target of ours, and we some of them are doing great, great work. There's still lots to be done, yeah, particularly with our with our men.
Yeah, you might as well put a top on. Guys. We really don't have much as you like to think we do in your butt doing it.
For us on the radio. Yeah, we've got the Yeah, we've got the Fieries calendar for that. You want to see shirt Man.
We got Internet.
Sally, thank thank you so much, very timely, very timely reminder and yourself.
Thanks you, Sally Crazy and Lisa