CJ claims he had a wild weekend out camping, but Spenny suspects he isn't being entirely truthful. Not only that, but CJ won't even tell the story until next episode. So he's being a freaking tease. A dirty, lying tease! 

Also, should CJ buy a classic muscle car? He's come across what he calls a "good deal" and wants to jump on it ASAP. 

And the boys discuss dating at fast food joints, the average amount of calories Americans consume on Thanksgiving, and McDonald's new, saucy offering for the holiday season.