Raising Canes bought a lottery ticket for every employee and it goes us thinking about odds

Raising Canes bought a lottery ticket for every employee and it goes us thinking about odds

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What Are The Odds

*We can't all be like Lazlo, signing our kids up for myriad activities and driving them from this event to that. Some of us would like a few more places where we can just drop our kids off for a few hours. You know, like the good old days. 

*Love him or hate him, Tom Brady's Roast was pretty damn funny. 

*Good news astronauts, your trouble-ridden rocket from that trouble-ridden aerospace company is ready to take you to space...we think. 

*Kristi Noem says we shouldn't be upset that she shot her dog. We should be upset that Biden hasn't shot his dog. 

*Highlights from The Roast of Tom Brady.

*The judge in Trump's hush- money trial says he's this close to sending the former president to timeout. 

*Drake v Kendrick. How did we get here? Who won? Is it over? Snowcone helps us get to the bottom of the beef of the century. 

*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 



-Everybody Wang Chung!!!



www.lazlo.church



www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo



www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*We can't all be like Lazlo, signing our kids up for myriad activities and driving them from this event to that. Some of us would like a few more places where we can just drop our kids off for a few hours. You know, like the good old days. 
*Love him or hate him, Tom Brady's Roast was pretty damn funny. 
*Good news astronauts, your trouble-ridden rocket from that trouble-ridden aerospace company is ready to take you to space...we think. 
*Kristi Noem says we shouldn't be upset that she shot her dog. We should be upset that Biden hasn't shot his dog. 
*Highlights from The Roast of Tom Brady.
*The judge in Trump's hush- money trial says he's this close to sending the former president to timeout. 
*Drake v Kendrick. How did we get here? Who won? Is it over? Snowcone helps us get to the bottom of the beef of the century. 
*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. <a href="http://www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo">www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo</a> Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 
 
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
 
<a href="http://www.lazlo.church">www.lazlo.church</a>
 
<a href="http://www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo">www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo</a>
 
<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo">www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo</a>

Monday, 05.06.24

*What do Fleshlights and pick-up lines have in common? Not much but we manage to weave them together somehow. Guys, quit saying weird creepy things to women. You can hide behind those dating apps but eventually you're going to have to actually meet people. Before we send you out into the wild, let's go over a few things that work and a lot of things that don't.

*Thanks for listening to this week's jaw jacking session. If you didn't join us on twitch for the live recording, please do so next time! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

*Thanks to our friends at www.mitra-9.com Remember to use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. You'll save money and help us out at the same time. 

*Slim wants to thank Dick Ray Plumbing Heating & Cooling for finally fixing his AC. Service your AC now before it's hot or fix your AC now before your lady friend dumps you.  Contact Us | Dick Ray Air Conditioning, Heating, Plumbing, Drains® (dickraymasterplumber.com)

*Thanks to Direct Computer Outlet for making this podcast and our livestream possible. If you need computer or phone stuff, look no further. You'll save money, plus the staff couldn't be nicer and more helpful.

*What do Fleshlights and pick-up lines have in common? Not much but we manage to weave them together somehow. Guys, quit saying weird creepy things to women. You can hide behind those dating apps but eventually you're going to have to actually meet people. Before we send you out into the wild, let's go over a few things that work and a lot of things that don't.
*Thanks for listening to this week's jaw jacking session. If you didn't join us on twitch for the live recording, please do so next time! <a href="http://www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo">www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo</a> 
*Thanks to our friends at <a href="http://www.mitra-9.com">www.mitra-9.com</a> Remember to use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. You'll save money and help us out at the same time. 
*Slim wants to thank Dick Ray Plumbing Heating &amp; Cooling for finally fixing his AC. Service your AC now before it's hot or fix your AC now before your lady friend dumps you.  <a href="https://dickraymasterplumber.com/contact-us/">Contact Us | Dick Ray Air Conditioning, Heating, Plumbing, Drains® (dickraymasterplumber.com)</a>
*Thanks to <a href="https://www.directcomputeroutlet.com/">Direct Computer Outlet</a> for making this podcast and our livestream possible. If you need computer or phone stuff, look no further. You'll save money, plus the staff couldn't be nicer and more helpful.

Toxic and Problematic, 05.04.24 "Hey Ladies"

*Once again, Lazlo and Slimfast are fighting over the same handyman. Once again, Lazlo is making inappropriate comments about Slim's mom. Once again, Slim is overreacting. 

*The greatest year for each rock genre. Many say that 1994 was the greatest year for alternative rock. There's plenty of evidence to prove that 1991 was the best year for grunge. There seems to be more debate about the best year for classic rock. 

*Arizona governor signs a bill to repeal 1864 ban on most abortions.

*The Florida Trash Bros who thought it would be cute to dump garbage into the ocean are being hunted down by authorities. Video shows boaters dumping trash into the ocean in Boca Raton (youtube.com)

*Trump is on the campaign trail, trashing the judge in his hush money trial. 

*Lazlo is going to try and make things work with Cher.

*Baby Reindeer might be the biggest show on television and the creators are begging people to stop looking up the real-life inspirations for the characters. Video Ad (youtube.com)

*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 



-Everybody Wang Chung!!!



www.lazlo.church



www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo



www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Once again, Lazlo and Slimfast are fighting over the same handyman. Once again, Lazlo is making inappropriate comments about Slim's mom. Once again, Slim is overreacting. 
*The greatest year for each rock genre. Many say that 1994 was the greatest year for alternative rock. There's plenty of evidence to prove that 1991 was the best year for grunge. There seems to be more debate about the best year for classic rock. 
*Arizona governor signs a bill to repeal 1864 ban on most abortions.
*The Florida Trash Bros who thought it would be cute to dump garbage into the ocean are being hunted down by authorities. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1ps21HiJioE">Video shows boaters dumping trash into the ocean in Boca Raton (youtube.com)</a>
*Trump is on the campaign trail, trashing the judge in his hush money trial. 
*Lazlo is going to try and make things work with Cher.
*Baby Reindeer might be the biggest show on television and the creators are begging people to stop looking up the real-life inspirations for the characters. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcfFhFz0aOw">Video Ad (youtube.com)</a>
*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. <a href="http://www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo">www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo</a> Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 
 
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
 
<a href="http://www.lazlo.church">www.lazlo.church</a>
 
<a href="http://www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo">www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo</a>
 
<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo">www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo</a>

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