Lazlo is real proud of himself for getting Slim all worked up at the top of the show. Nothing like starting the day with a little existential crisis. *The Supreme Court has ruled on the cheerleader who got in trouble for a private Snapchat post she made. Free Speech!!!! *Doomscrolling! The US will not meet their vaccination goals by July 4th but we aren't giving up, the helicopter company from Kobe's crash has settled the lawsuit, Britney is in court today and it's the first time she'll be allowed to personally address the judge about her conservatorship, Slimfast and the state of Florida think that communism is evil, the NYT got their lab results back and they weren't able to find any tuna in their tuna salad, teenagers decide to light firework in a grocery store and we're guessing they regret it right now. *Nick Wright is on the show and he's calling Julia names. *Julia promised us yesterday that she would bring some of her 7th grade poetry to work today. She came through! *Britney is addressing the court right now and it's all we care about. *Think you aren't privileged? Well, let's see how boxes you check on Julia's list. *Facebook friends don't ask Facebook friends for help hiding a body. You ask Lazlo for that. *Companies are installing cameras at their businesses so that they can watch and yell at their employees remotely. *Thanks for listening! If anyone is good with tech, let me know. I updated my iphone and now I can't open my secret calculator app. Apple says I have to update the app before I can use it but the app isn't supported anymore. Listen, I got some important stuff in there. Think of it as my version of Julia's poetry safe only way different. I can't just accept that it doesn't work anymore and move on with my life. It's also not something I can take to an apple store and ask for help. You see what I'm saying here? Help me! You can message @slimfast965 on Instagram. Thanks. By the way, if we could keep this between us, I'd really appreciate it. -Everybody Wang Chung!!

<p>Lazlo is real proud of himself for getting Slim all worked up at the top of the show. Nothing like starting the day with a little&nbsp;existential crisis. *The Supreme Court has ruled on the cheerleader who got in trouble for a private Snapchat post she made. Free Speech!!!! *Doomscrolling! The US will not meet their vaccination goals by July 4th but we aren't giving up, the helicopter company from Kobe's crash has settled the lawsuit, Britney is in court today and it's the first time she'll be allowed to personally address the judge about her conservatorship, Slimfast and the state of&nbsp;Florida think that&nbsp;communism&nbsp;is evil, the NYT got their lab results back and they weren't able to find any tuna in their tuna salad, teenagers decide to light firework in a grocery store and we're guessing they regret it right now. *Nick Wright is on the show and he's calling Julia names. *Julia promised us yesterday that she would bring some of her 7th grade poetry to work today. She came through! *Britney is addressing the court right now and it's all we care about. *Think you aren't privileged? Well, let's see how boxes you check on Julia's list. *Facebook friends don't ask Facebook friends for help hiding a body. You ask Lazlo for that. *Companies are installing cameras at their businesses so that they can&nbsp;watch&nbsp;<em>and&nbsp;</em>yell at their employees remotely. *Thanks for listening! If anyone is good with tech, let me know. I updated my iphone and now I can't open my secret calculator app. Apple says I have to update the app before I can use it but the app isn't supported anymore. Listen, I got some important stuff in there. Think of it as my version of Julia's poetry safe only way different. I can't just accept that it doesn't work anymore and move on with my life. It's also not something I can take to an apple store and ask for help. You see what I'm saying here? Help me! You can message @slimfast965 on Instagram. Thanks. By the way, if we could keep this between us, I'd really appreciate it. -Everybody Wang Chung!!</p>

Advertisement