Yo!! We got a little bit of everything for you today. *There's another teacher sex scandal. Students say there was a snapchat video going around but the police are having a hard time finding it. *Doomscrolling! Omicron bad! New Pfizer pill good. Racist judges bad. Ben Affleck cool. *A lot of adult Americans don't know how to wipe their butt. At least, people who participate in buzzfeed surveys. *Bad advice that has been passed off as good advice for far too long. *Scooters are the most dangerous toys you can buy your kids and it isn't even close. *The rap song that saved lives. *More family drama from the drama family. *Have a great day! Follow us @churchoflazlo and check out http://www.lazlo.church -Everybody Wang Chung!!!