Yo!! The whole gang is here. We're happy, we're healthy, and we're thrilled that you're with us. *Epstein had a house contract with his employees to ensure everything was just to his liking. It's like a band having a rider filled with demands at a concert. If you had a rider at your house, what would be on the list? *Doomscrolling! The plumber who found the hidden money in Joel Osteen's church was given a large cash reward. We still don't know how the money got there though. Pfizer says the vaccine should help prevent hospitalization and death from omicron but they recommend getting the third booster to be extra safe. More celebs are lining up to take a ride in Bezo's rocket. Someone lit the FOX News Christmas tree on fire. The karaoke substitute is out of a job. The People's Choice Awards were last night and Kim is still really popular. *How do you tell your s.o. to stop making noises during sex? You don't. *Lots of things are illegal for good reason but what about all the illegal things that just don't make sense? *The average American claims they experience four small victories each day. Can you think of one? *What are some of the worst things you've heard a guy try to pass off as a compliment that just ended up coming off as rude? *Another day, another dollar, another show in the archives. Have a great day! See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!