Yo! What the hell day is it? I could have sworn it was Friday. It's not. Forget about it. Let's move on. *Julia's boyfriend won a major award today! Let's quiz Julia and see how much she actually knows about her bae. *Doomscrolling! Pfizer wants boosters for everyone and I'm in. Trump got some bad news from a judge today but it might not mean much. Aaron Rodgers got fined by the NFL, no word on whether or not Joe Rogan is gonna split the bill. Paul Rudd is so sexy. How sexy is he?! He's the sexiest man alive! Brian Williams bids us adieu again. EMT's and fire firefighters are speaking out against the Travis Scott show. BJ's for microchips is the best offer you're gonna get this year. Legalize it!! *Outside of stepson porn, what job can a man have that excites women the most? *Have you finished holiday shopping? If no, Dakota Johnson has got you covered. *It's time for another round of "What Was Julia Thinking?" *Millennials are at that age where they catch themselves saying some seriously middle-aged stuff. *Imagine waking up to a confusing world filled with potty humor and mediocrity. This is Julia's new normal. *Have a great day! I know things got a little awkward tonight but I really like you and I hope you'll give us another chance. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!

<p>Yo! What the hell day is it? I could have sworn it was Friday. It's not. Forget about it. Let's move on. *Julia's boyfriend won a major award today! Let's quiz Julia and see how much she actually knows about her bae. *Doomscrolling! Pfizer wants boosters for everyone and I'm in. Trump got some bad news from a judge today but it might not mean much. Aaron Rodgers got fined by the NFL, no word on whether or not Joe Rogan is gonna split the bill. Paul Rudd is so sexy. How sexy is he?! He's the sexiest&nbsp;man alive! Brian Williams bids us&nbsp;adieu again. EMT's and fire firefighters are speaking out against the Travis Scott show. BJ's for microchips is the best offer you're gonna get this year. Legalize it!! *Outside of stepson porn, what job can a man have that excites women the most? *Have you finished holiday shopping? If no, Dakota Johnson has got you covered. *It's time for another round of "What Was Julia Thinking?" *Millennials are at that age where they catch themselves saying some seriously middle-aged stuff. *Imagine waking up to a confusing world filled with potty humor and mediocrity. This is Julia's new normal. *Have a great day! I know things got a little awkward tonight but I really like you and I hope you'll give us another chance. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!</p>

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