Lazlo watched Get Gotti on Netflix which means we can finally discuss! Would you rather be one of the cops sneaking into Gotti's club to bug the phones, or a member of the Gambino crime family? I don't think I'm cut out for either. *Whoa! Total coincidence that we start talking about Gotti and then see news about 16 Gambino family associates being arrested in New York. *The Sexiest Man of the Year has been crowned. Did you know there's only been one Sexiest Woman crowned by People? Any guesses who it was? *I hate it when everyone starts laughing about an inside joke and I'm on the outside. I want to laugh. I want to know what's so funny. Come on guys!! *Doomscrolling!! Ivanka Trump took the stand today and she seems to be experiencing some issues with her memory. Updates on the war in the middle east. Barbra Streisand lives in a different world than us mere mortals. You wanna get censured, because that's exactly how you get censured. Would you rather be bit in the leg by a rattlesnake or in the face by an alligator? This story might change your mind. The OnlyFans teacher from Missouri says she made $1 million in six months. *Not everything about being poor sucked. At least we got to eat a lot of junk food for dinner. *Thanks for listening! Please leave a review and join us every weekday on twitch. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.

-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

www.lazlo.church

www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo