Half of us are here! Jeriney is coming in late which means Slimfast is producing the show and he can't get Julia's mic to work. Slimfast is bragging to everyone about his booster shot. *We got Julia! Let's talk about how 22% Americans will believe in anything. Ghosts, werewolves, zombies, aliens. *What's the most annoying thing about being a guy? Listening to other guys complain about not getting enough validation. *Doomscrolling! Facial recognition to board a plane, Keanu Reeves continues to be cool, a guy ate most his meals at Six Flags, testicle baths consume the rest of the conversation. *A high school is under investigation after some students gave teachers lap dancers and dressed up like hooters girls. *A man shoots his son because he wouldn't stop playing the guitar and we have the 911 call. *Lazlo+Slimfast+CollegeCheerLeaders=LazloFury *What pre-pandemic things do you not want back? *Phrases that only a** holes say. *Have a great day/night! Follow us on instagram and twitter @churchoflazlo and support the show at http://www.lazlo.church​ -Everybody Wang Chung!!!