Slimfast got an earful about Israel at a doctor's appointment this morning. Everyone agrees that chiropractors are real doctors and go to school long enough to earn our endless trust. Right? *Baseball players who bat .300 are killing it. What other professions consider you a star with a 30% success rate? *Doomscrolling! Biden says America will fledge their full support to Israel. American Olympic icon Mary Lou Retton is in the hospital and the family is crowd funding her medical bills. U-S-A! U-S-A! A second earthquake hits Afghanistan. An Atlanta officer has been fired after Tazing a deacon to death. *He's out of pocket! She's out of pocket! They're out of pocket! This whole damn generation is out of pocket! *Thanks for listening! Please please please leave us a review. Join us on twitch every weekday and hang out with us while we record the show www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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