Is Slimfast a sports gambling degenerate or genius? I guess we'll know by the end of the podcast. *Have you written a novel? Visited all the continents of the world? Well, you better get moving because you've got a lot of things to do before you turn 40. *Doomscrolling!! The Queen is dead but that hasn't stopped her from visiting all the must-see spots in London this week. Lindsey Graham wants to ban abortions nationally. F**k Lindsey Graham. Somebody really hates virtual reality. The FBI grabbed the MyPillow guy's phone at a drive-thru. Ryan Reynolds showed his ass on YouTube. *A police officer from Washington posted a video on TikTok saying the things we already knew she was thinking but shouldn't be saying. *This podcast needs something heartwarming. How about a single dad looking for and finding a date to the amusement park? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please give us a review and tell one friend and one stranger. You can find all of our links and merch at www.lazlo.church See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!