We're here but we're distracted. Nick got us a new tv for the studio so that we can watch his show while we're on the air. *Five drugs in two minutes. It's a challenge that no one should attempt but someone did and it's on our subreddit. Now we're trying to figure out why Lazlo was using so many poppers in the 80s. *Why are all the girls tennis shoes at the store platforms? And why does Lazlo suddenly sound like a teenage twitch star? *Doomscorlling!! Bannon, roller coasters, top secret documents, and Trump tower sounds like a cool weekend destination. *Nick Wright is on the program! Congrats to Nick on his new time slot but we do have questions about the name of the show. *Doomscrolling Pt2 A stabbing suspect in Canada is still at large. The ammunition Labor Day weekend sale at Pyongyang has been extended! I'm rubber and you're glue and election fraud is stuck on you! *Britney's family drama is the number one trending story again. *Would you turn in your brother if you suspected him of murder? Go to our subreddit and share your thoughts. We'll discuss later on our weekly podcast. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Remember to visit www.lazlo.church and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!