​These lips have never been kissed. That's because I have COVID lips and Lazlo says I have to put on a mask before we can cuddle. *Five habits of highly ineffective dumb people. *Doomscrolling! America is on track to break our own hospitalization numbers for COVID. China limits the amount of time kids can spend playing games online. Abortion is basically banned in Texas now. The pentagon says military dogs did not get left behind in Afghanistan. Ohio judge orders a doctor to give a patient Ivermectin. *Get To Know Us!! GTK! GTK! GTK! 1) You win $1 billion if you can start a family fight at the dinner table. What's your move? 2) In school, what were you known for? 3) Your sexual experiences are now trading cards. What's your rarest card? 4) What are you nostalgic about? What will you be nostalgic about in 40 years?  *Comedy Central has decided not to air reruns of an old network sitcom because it's too raunchy. *Does your drink order anger your bartender? Yes. *Pink started beef with a teen YouTube star or something. Julia has to explain the story. *That's it! So long! Hope to see you tomorrow! Don't forget to take the trash out tonight unless it's not trash night. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!