When you were a kid, you either showed your parents your grade card with pride or you were on a list of struggling students who had to get their grade card signed by their parents. If your dad was on the radio, you may have had a slightly different experience. *Reminder: You do not have to be a sports fan to watch the Netflix sports documentaries. *Why are we fighting about vacuuming? I'll tell you why! You've got the damn thing on "hard floor" mode while you're using it on the damn carpet!! Give me the damn thing, Moron. *Doomscrolling! Monkeypox in Texas but Lazlo isn't worried. Luke Bell was found dead at 32. Iran and US play tug of war in the ocean.  *Hold up! Nick Wright is on the program! He sent us a gift! *Doomscrolling Pt2. There's a new Bling Ring in Atlanta. You're gonna die younger than your grandparents. *The most expensive movie prop gun has just sold for over a million smackeroos. *What's the worst thing someone can do after sex? *That's a wrap! Snowcone has got to get home and watch 90 Day Fiance. Please visit www.lazlo.church See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!