There's never been a better time to write a brief recap of today's show than right now. Jeopardy is still having a hard time finding a host who's lived a sin free life. *The baby from the cover of Nevermind is 30 now and he's suing Nirvana for using that picture. *Doomscrolling!!! Johnson & Johnson is getting your booster ready. Cuomo's dog is up for adoption. Pop Tarts are getting sued for some dumb reason and I want in. A police officer hits on a married woman and punches her husband but it's cool because he's a cop. Are you a nurse and you don't want to get vaccinated? Nebraska would like to talk to you. *It's Wednesday and we finally remembered to do Get To Know Us! GTK Wednesday! 1) What's something you know is true but you don't have proof? 2)What was the hardest breakup with a TV show you ever had? 3) What were you warned about as a kid that turned out be exaggerated? *A woman in Belgium is in love with a chimp at the zoo but the zoo says she can't come around anymore. *The mayor of a town in Missouri would really appreciate your prayers, as he tries to sneak some horse medicine to his friend in the hospital. *Julia wants to know what makes men feel manly. Actually, so does Slimfast. *What movies had the worst lessons? And why haven't I seen Grease? *Thanks for downloading this turkey. We'll dish up another one tomorrow. Until then, -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!