You get $10,000 dollars for every day that you can go without doing "the deed". It's like The Contest except there's a lot more money involved. How long can you hold out? *Why are women saying TJ Maxx and Target cause their bowels to move? We're trying our hardest to understand but we just can't relate. *Unemployed men would rather have unemployed partners than have the woman be the sole breadwinner. Not us! Get that money, girl! *Rina Sawayama is sick and tired of Matty's microaggressions. *Doomscrolling!! Former NFL quarterback Ryan Mallett died in a tragic drowning accident at 35. Did Epstein kill himself? Malaria is now in the states. Recordings of Trump allegedly discussing classified documents have been released. A man was shot and killed over a disagreement about a movie theater seat. *Why do so many men think they can land a plane in an emergency with no previous training? Is it because they can? Hopefully we won't have to find out anytime soon. *Slimfast is a sexist jerk. *Thanks for flying with The Church of Lazlo! Please leave a review and tell a few friends. We'd love to have you join our twitch channel. You don't need to know anything about twitch to join. Just go to www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
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You get $10,000 dollars for every day that you can go without doing "the deed". It's like The Contest except there's a lot more money involved. How long can you hold out? *Why are women saying TJ Maxx and Target cause their bowels to move? We're trying our hardest to understand but we just can't relate. *Unemployed men would rather have unemployed partners than have the woman be the sole breadwinner. Not us! Get that money, girl! *Rina Sawayama is sick and tired of Matty's microaggressions. *Doomscrolling!! Former NFL quarterback Ryan Mallett died in a tragic drowning accident at 35. Did Epstein kill himself? Malaria is now in the states. Recordings of Trump allegedly discussing classified documents have been released. A man was shot and killed over a disagreement about a movie theater seat. *Why do so many men think they can land a plane in an emergency with no previous training? Is it because they can? Hopefully we won't have to find out anytime soon. *Slimfast is a sexist jerk. *Thanks for flying with The Church of Lazlo! Please leave a review and tell a few friends. We'd love to have you join our twitch channel. You don't need to know anything about twitch to join. Just go to <a href="http://www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1688070042739000&amp;usg=AOvVaw3q5N_7b5goyK6kKxL0C_5I">www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo</a> Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church <a href="http://www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1688070042739000&amp;usg=AOvVaw3q5N_7b5goyK6kKxL0C_5I">www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1688070042739000&amp;usg=AOvVaw2r6eWrfs09oioGnKuaXP2v">www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo</a>

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