Let's play a game! Where Hasn't Lazlo Lived? Pittsburgh? Good guess but I'm sorry. Toledo? Ohhh, so close! *Looking to have a conspicuous midlife crisis but you can't afford that brand new Miata? Don't worry, we've got plenty of alternatives for you. *Doomscrolling!! Election workers testify that their lives have been a living hell since election day. Bill Cosby is still alive. Joe Biden is anti-tax. Goodbye Juul and goodbye feel-good cigarettes. *It's Wednesday and we're playing GTK! Today, we look around the room and point out each other's physical shortcomings. *Think you're better off alone? Think again! You don't want to end up like Lazlo! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!