Hey, Sexy! What's that? You're not feeling sexy? You must not be 53. *Imagine you work up the courage to tell your boss all the things you've been wanting to say for years and finally walk away from your job. Now, you're finally going to do the thing you've always wanted to try but always been too scared. What is that thing? You gonna finally write that novel? Learn how to cook for the stars? Maybe you could blog about how you never travel. We'll think of something. *Doomscrolling!! Skynet is not online. The world is on fire and the parts that aren't on fire are underwater. Those inflatable bounce houses are for extreme thrill-seekers only. A stray dog in San Diego came up with a brilliant idea to get adopted. *Amber Heard says Johnny Depp convinced us all that he had scissors for hands so that means she couldn't have been acting in court...or something. Just listen. I think that's what she was saying. *Would you lie to the cops to give your child an alibi? How can so many people say "no" to this? *Grandpa, what was life like before the internet? Did anything good ever happen? *When you lay down in bed at night, do you think of me? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!