Who doesn't love Wednesday? Right smack in the middle. Plenty of week behind you but enough week ahead that you don't have to have your whole weekend planned out. Lazlo and Slimfast kick things off by solving a murder. *If you want to make your parents really proud, bleach your tips and get a tv show about diners. Oh, and drive-ins. Actually, I would add dive bars to the list too. You don't want to limit your available content. *People are freaking out about Mormons making that GameStop money but we ain't mad! Do your thing brothers and sisters! *Doomscrolling! Turns out we're only half vaccinated. Wait, that's not right. Half of us are vaccinated. Two mass shootings to mention. Did Boris Johnson ask to be injected with COVID? Richard Marx is on Rand Paul's S-list. *Let's play Get To Know Us!! GTK! GTK! GTK! One romantic evening with a fictional character, the thing you've left broken at your place forever, and which family member do you love the most? *Nick is one the phone! He and Lazlo need to have a breakthrough to save the friendship. *Cheese graders and other sexy household items! *Jeriney is about to change Lazlo's life by getting him a pool. Seriously. Also, Jeriney gets to bask in an amazing "I told you so!" moment with Slimfast. *That's it! Have a great day and remember to take all you want but eat all you take.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!!