*Lazlo assumes everyone starts their morning with a :58-minute MLB recap of the previous day.

*The Mount Rushmore of Hollywood Action Heroes 

*Millennials are taking over retirement communities with golf courses. 

*The FTC just voided our contracts. Slimfast doesn't know what The Chamber of Commerce is. 

*A father from Oklahoma is experiencing a travel nightmare. Seriously, I am going to have nightmares about this guy's predicament now. 

*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 



-Everybody Wang Chung!!!



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*Lazlo assumes everyone starts their morning with a :58-minute MLB recap of the previous day.
*The Mount Rushmore of Hollywood Action Heroes 
*Millennials are taking over retirement communities with golf courses. 
*The FTC just voided our contracts. Slimfast doesn't know what The Chamber of Commerce is. 
*A father from Oklahoma is experiencing a travel nightmare. Seriously, I am going to have nightmares about this guy's predicament now. 
*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. <a href="http://www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo">www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo</a> Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 
 
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
 
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<a href="http://www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo">www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo</a>
 
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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Wednesday, 04.24.24

*What do Fleshlights and pick-up lines have in common? Not much but we manage to weave them together somehow. Guys, quit saying weird creepy things to women. You can hide behind those dating apps but eventually you're going to have to actually meet people. Before we send you out into the wild, let's go over a few things that work and a lot of things that don't.

*Thanks for listening to this week's jaw jacking session. If you didn't join us on twitch for the live recording, please do so next time! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

*Thanks to our friends at www.mitra-9.com Remember to use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. You'll save money and help us out at the same time. 

*Slim wants to thank Dick Ray Plumbing Heating & Cooling for finally fixing his AC. Service your AC now before it's hot or fix your AC now before your lady friend dumps you.  Contact Us | Dick Ray Air Conditioning, Heating, Plumbing, Drains® (dickraymasterplumber.com)

*Thanks to Direct Computer Outlet for making this podcast and our livestream possible. If you need computer or phone stuff, look no further. You'll save money, plus the staff couldn't be nicer and more helpful.

*What do Fleshlights and pick-up lines have in common? Not much but we manage to weave them together somehow. Guys, quit saying weird creepy things to women. You can hide behind those dating apps but eventually you're going to have to actually meet people. Before we send you out into the wild, let's go over a few things that work and a lot of things that don't.
*Thanks for listening to this week's jaw jacking session. If you didn't join us on twitch for the live recording, please do so next time! <a href="http://www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo">www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo</a> 
*Thanks to our friends at <a href="http://www.mitra-9.com">www.mitra-9.com</a> Remember to use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. You'll save money and help us out at the same time. 
*Slim wants to thank Dick Ray Plumbing Heating &amp; Cooling for finally fixing his AC. Service your AC now before it's hot or fix your AC now before your lady friend dumps you.  <a href="https://dickraymasterplumber.com/contact-us/">Contact Us | Dick Ray Air Conditioning, Heating, Plumbing, Drains® (dickraymasterplumber.com)</a>
*Thanks to <a href="https://www.directcomputeroutlet.com/">Direct Computer Outlet</a> for making this podcast and our livestream possible. If you need computer or phone stuff, look no further. You'll save money, plus the staff couldn't be nicer and more helpful.

Toxic and Problematic, 05.04.24 "Hey Ladies"

*Once again, Lazlo and Slimfast are fighting over the same handyman. Once again, Lazlo is making inappropriate comments about Slim's mom. Once again, Slim is overreacting. 

*The greatest year for each rock genre. Many say that 1994 was the greatest year for alternative rock. There's plenty of evidence to prove that 1991 was the best year for grunge. There seems to be more debate about the best year for classic rock. 

*Arizona governor signs a bill to repeal 1864 ban on most abortions.

*The Florida Trash Bros who thought it would be cute to dump garbage into the ocean are being hunted down by authorities. Video shows boaters dumping trash into the ocean in Boca Raton (youtube.com)

*Trump is on the campaign trail, trashing the judge in his hush money trial. 

*Lazlo is going to try and make things work with Cher.

*Baby Reindeer might be the biggest show on television and the creators are begging people to stop looking up the real-life inspirations for the characters. Video Ad (youtube.com)

*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 



-Everybody Wang Chung!!!



www.lazlo.church



www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo



www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Once again, Lazlo and Slimfast are fighting over the same handyman. Once again, Lazlo is making inappropriate comments about Slim's mom. Once again, Slim is overreacting. 
*The greatest year for each rock genre. Many say that 1994 was the greatest year for alternative rock. There's plenty of evidence to prove that 1991 was the best year for grunge. There seems to be more debate about the best year for classic rock. 
*Arizona governor signs a bill to repeal 1864 ban on most abortions.
*The Florida Trash Bros who thought it would be cute to dump garbage into the ocean are being hunted down by authorities. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1ps21HiJioE">Video shows boaters dumping trash into the ocean in Boca Raton (youtube.com)</a>
*Trump is on the campaign trail, trashing the judge in his hush money trial. 
*Lazlo is going to try and make things work with Cher.
*Baby Reindeer might be the biggest show on television and the creators are begging people to stop looking up the real-life inspirations for the characters. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcfFhFz0aOw">Video Ad (youtube.com)</a>
*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. <a href="http://www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo">www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo</a> Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 
 
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
 
<a href="http://www.lazlo.church">www.lazlo.church</a>
 
<a href="http://www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo">www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo</a>
 
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Thursday, 05.02.24

*Face tattoos, gauged ears, and other cool things you should do at 18.

*What's your airplane booze of choice? How Every State Takes Their Plane Refreshments [2024 Survey] (upgradedpoints.com)

*The Celebrity Net Worth Game! Lazlo is effing good at this.

*Biden wants to stop classifying marijuana as a schedule 1 narcotic.

*Trump was fined in court and threatened with jail time.

*An emergency slide from a Boeing airplane fell off mid-flight and landed in the yard of a lawyer already suing Boeing! The matrix gets glitchy sometimes. 

*Dave and Busters says they will soon allow you to bet real money on arcade games.

*Flirting on social media leads to a first date. First date leads to seduction from Crystal and then gunfire... from Crystal. Slimfast seems to think this is the stuff of fantasies. Man 'dodges bullets' as love interest 'pulls handgun' on first date 'attempted murder' (msn.com)

*Remembering the time Lazlo and Slim got hotel rooms next to each other and Lazlo got busted crawling into Slim's room from the balcony.

*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 



-Everybody Wang Chung!!!



www.lazlo.church



www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo



www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Face tattoos, gauged ears, and other cool things you should do at 18.
*What's your airplane booze of choice? <a href="https://upgradedpoints.com/news/every-states-plane-refreshment-preference-2024/">How Every State Takes Their Plane Refreshments [2024 Survey] (upgradedpoints.com)</a>
*The Celebrity Net Worth Game! Lazlo is effing good at this.
*Biden wants to stop classifying marijuana as a schedule 1 narcotic.
*Trump was fined in court and threatened with jail time.
*An emergency slide from a Boeing airplane fell off mid-flight and landed in the yard of a lawyer already suing Boeing! The matrix gets glitchy sometimes. 
*Dave and Busters says they will soon allow you to bet real money on arcade games.
*Flirting on social media leads to a first date. First date leads to seduction from Crystal and then gunfire... from Crystal. Slimfast seems to think this is the stuff of fantasies. <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man-dodges-bullets-as-love-interest-pulls-handgun-on-first-date-attempted-murder/ar-AA1nZgtT">Man 'dodges bullets' as love interest 'pulls handgun' on first date 'attempted murder' (msn.com)</a>
*Remembering the time Lazlo and Slim got hotel rooms next to each other and Lazlo got busted crawling into Slim's room from the balcony.
*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. <a href="http://www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo">www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo</a> Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 
 
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
 
<a href="http://www.lazlo.church">www.lazlo.church</a>
 
<a href="http://www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo">www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo</a>
 
<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo">www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo</a>

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