Happy Birthday, Lazlo! Slimfast got you "loads" of stuff to celebrate! *Another family is claiming their Ring camera was talking to their toddler. What was it saying? "You want ice cream?" Not creepy at all. *Doomscrolling!! Did you tweet something that didn't go over well? Just change it. The US is teaming up with the UK and Australia to build hypersonic weapons. MLB introduces new tech for players. An Ohio man has been surviving on nothing beer and multivitamins for over 30 days. *It's Wednesday and that means GTK!! Which Snowcone ailment would you prefer to live with at the grand canyon? Does anyone ever recognize any of you losers in public? Why does Julia want to visit Thailand? *The Gods have blessed us with a new advice column from Bryan! He's gonna tell us how to determine whether or not your dude friends want to sleep with you. *Have a great day! Thanks for hanging out with us and don't forget to hang out with us after hours on Twitter and Instagram, @churchoflazlo and reddit r/churchoflazlo See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

<p>Happy Birthday, Lazlo! Slimfast got you "loads" of stuff to celebrate! *Another family is claiming their Ring camera was talking to their toddler. What was it saying? "You want ice cream?" Not creepy at all. *Doomscrolling!! Did you tweet something that didn't go over well? Just change it. The US is teaming up with the UK and Australia to build hypersonic weapons. MLB introduces new tech for players. An Ohio man has been surviving on nothing beer and multivitamins for over 30 days. *It's Wednesday and that means GTK!! Which Snowcone ailment would you prefer to live with at the grand canyon? Does anyone ever recognize any of you losers in public? Why does Julia want to visit Thailand? *The Gods have blessed us with a new advice column&nbsp;from Bryan! He's gonna tell us how to determine whether or not your dude friends want to sleep with you. *Have a great day! Thanks for hanging out with us and don't forget to hang out with us after hours on Twitter and Instagram,&nbsp;@churchoflazlo and reddit r/churchoflazlo&nbsp;See you tomorrow!&nbsp;-Everybody Wang Chung!!!</p>

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