Manny Machado was the first player to be ejected for violating the new clock rules in baseball. *A YouTube prankster was shot in the stomach after a man at the mall didn't like being pranked. He's going to be okay and says this won't stop him from doing pranks in the future. *The flip phone revolution is here and we have Gen Z to thank! *Doomscrolling!! Trump's lawyers say there's nothing to see here. The White House wants Russia to release the detained journalist from the Wall Street Journal. NATO welcomes Finland! A hot air balloon caught fire in Mexico City and the video is haunting. *Yesterday we had Kid Rock getting angry at cans. Today, we have a new white guy who'd like to protest Bud Light but the internet is quick to point out that he may need to protest a few more brands in his garage. *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening and remember to visit our website www.lazlo.church You can watch us record the podcat live each weekday at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo and we'd love to chat with you on our subreddit after hours r/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!

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