It's Wednesday! Yesterday, we mentioned that Tulsa is offering people $10k to move there.  First, Mississippi would like you to consider their new offer. *Turns out Screech had a couple of dying wishes. Do you have a dying wish? Should you? *Headlines! Looks like grandma could be getting that vaccine soon. The first 23k people to show up at the game this year get free PPE!! *It's Wednesday and that means it's time to GET TO KNOW US!! *Another white celebrity screwed up his life by saying the n-word. *Who's the favorite child in your family? If you answered "Me!" then you're probably lying to yourself. *Julia says most people want to "emerge from COVID new people". What does that mean? How would you reinvent yourself? *Okay, it's a thousand degrees in here again. I gotta get the hell out of here. Have a great day/night and don't forget......Everybody Wang Chung!